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It was my dear old pal, Kyle I. Mera! He was awfully tired. One of his arms was cut off. Hyper-realistic blood squirted out of it. He handed me a note with a disc, walked off, and got hit by a car. I read the note.
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''Just destroy it. The Ultimate Chimera already got me. Just destroy it. Right here, right now, destroy it. Don't play it or the Ultimate Chimera will get you too!''
I, being an awesome friend, forgot completely about Kyle's funeral and played the game anyway. I put the disc into my Game Boy Advance (it uses cartridges but using logic isn't logical) and hyper-realistic blood was all over the screen. I saw the title, and found out it was my favorite game ever...
Spongebob Squarepants Atlantis Squarepantis for the GBA! It was such a high-quality title! When playing the game, everything went fine, until I got to play as Sandy. She moved slowly and a scared expression was
Suddenly, I was able to play as Sanic from [[Sonic.exe|Sanic.EXE]]! I loved that awesome Sanic! Suddenly, Sanic was devoured by the Ultimate Chimera just like Sandy! I felt very bad for Sanic!!! I cried, and even though I could turn the GBA off, I kept playing.
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I'm dead.
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