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Santa was humiliated, and decided to get revenge. So, instead of delivering presents and crap the next year, he was going to kill all of the kids and satisfie his blood lust.
One year
All of the kids were sitting on the couch by the Christmas tree, waiting for Santa. A familiar sound came down the chimney and there he was; big, tall, mean and blood thirsty.
WAAAHHMMM!
Santa swung a huge axe at the little girl and chopped her in half. All of the other kids screamed.
Later, when Santa finished off the kids, he went to the next house.
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Santa went to the next house.
SHING!
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COP #1. Who the !@&$ did this. I wanna know.
COP #2. Well sir, it obviously
COP #1. Good idea, although, I
COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we
FOX NEWS:
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INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did.
INVESTIGATOR #2.
THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids. All of the pieces fitted together perfectly. There was even a note pinned to
I, Santa killed everyone.
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For like, ever. Ever.
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