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COP #1. Who the !@&$ did this. I wanna know.
 
COP #2. Well sir, it obviously can’tcan't be Santa Claus. Maybe we should ask him what happened, maybe he knows.
 
COP #1. Good idea, although, I don’tdon't think Santa would just watched someone dissimber some kids and then go back to the north pole. That’sThat's not the Santa I know.
 
COP #2. Well, I think we should ask as many people as we can what happened. If we don’tdon't catch the murderer, then he might strike again next Christmas.
 
FOX NEWS:
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INVESTIGATOR #1. He killed millions of kids? Nobody can do that all in one night! Maybe santa did.
 
INVESTIGATOR #2. You’reYou're probably right. I smell a trial somewhere, Bob.
 
THE CONCLUSION: Santa had killed the kids. All of the pieces fitted together perfectly. There was even a note pinned to someone’ssomeone's slit throat and read:
 
I, Santa killed everyone.
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