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At Baron Saturdays, we are able to kick the Dixie Mafia out due to them all being deathly afraid of dogs. Ritchie Doucet wasn't scared of dogs, but we managed to get rid of him by hanging him from a Ferris wheel. "Decent thing would be to let a man get in a prayer before you kill him." Doucet pleaded as an unmoved Tramp responded with, "you can pray on the way up." Doucet managed to escape the Ferris wheel by leaping into a truck carrying stacks upon stacks of freshly cooked hay. Isn't that swell? So with Doucet and the Dixie Mafia out of the way, the Backstreet Dog Gang took control of the amusement park, and while in New Bordeaux, our gang was able to prosper once again. Though still not very powerful, I feel a little confident now knowing that we no longer have to live under the watchful eyes of Castor and Pollux. That My Friends Tigger & Pooh might have just saved our lives in more ways than one. I should also mention that a few days after arriving in New Bordeaux, I attempted to look for the two episodes on Disney+ but they had been removed. What the shit was Mickey Mouse playing at? The world may never know. Goodbye for now readers.
 
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