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You have your winners, losers, movers, and shakers but there are a few amounts of people that realize this. Howard is not one of these people; Howard believes that society is perfect. Little does he know that a perfect society needs perfect people. Howard is not a perfect person.
Howard stands at
Every day Howard goes to this McDonalds he will meet the same cashier that lives an interesting life. This
As Cingy watched this dreaded tub of lard known as Howard slowly eat his double cheeseburger as he does every day, Howard wonders why this man with the droopy face stares at him. Coincidentally, Cingy was wondering exactly the same thing the same second when he noticed a customer is now on hold to order. Cingy pauses dramatically and turns to greet the customer with his retarded smile and friendly eyes. Behind these friendly eyes, however, is a maniac bent on the fall of the Fat Empire known as McDonalds, exactly the same place he manages.
Howard, now finally done with his delicious treat, is compelled to violently thrust the trash into the bin. Why he proceeds with this act is unknown to him, he just felt like being an asshole. Howard notices Cingy stare at him with a disgusting hunger, almost like
Howard waddles directly to the exit and violently pushes the doors aside, why he does this violently again is still unknown to him. Perhaps he is on his man period?
Howard continues with his life, going to
Meanwhile, Cingy plots his diabolical plan to singe the fat off of the pig he watched eat a double cheeseburger today, this pig is known as Howard.
Howard, that very same night, will cry himself to sleep because Stephen
The next morning, Howard will go to McDonalds, order his meal, and go to work.
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The morning after that, Howard will go to McDonalds, become surprised Cingy is not there, and go to work.
The morning after that, Cingy will stalk Howard, prepare the meal, and wait at
The next morning, Howard will be at
The next morning, Cingy will eat a feast built for two, maybe three.
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