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From the sky came Sephiroth with his blade covered in this HYPER DIPPITY-DO-DA REALISTIC BLOOD TIMES THE SPEED OF LIGHT DIVIDED BY THE SPEED OF SOUND TIMES THE ROTATION OF THE EARTH AROUND THE SUN. I shit half of a brick after seeing this. I use it to prop my door open. Anyway, after this happened, the normal Final Fantasy dialogue box popped up.
It said, "Enough. The distraction served its purpose. Now, it is time for the truth to be
In the next scene, everything was pitch black. Then, Sephiroth appeared on the screen with Aerith's dead body (no hyper realistic blood this time) and Cloud's dead body. At that moment, everything came together a little. I was like, "Unholy Deception, Batman! Sephiroth was distracting me the whole time when I was 'playing the game.' That's why Samus looked so confused. She wasn't in the right game and she knew it! I bet all of the characters knew something was wrong, and that's why they were arguing in front of Shinra's building. And poor
"Alas, I cannot be with you as you are now, Cloud. So, I will take your manhood away from you and you shall become a woman. But, you will need a female's body for this to work. This is why I have chosen Aerith. And now, I must begin my
Little hearts appeared over Sephiroth's head as he looked over his work, apparently very pleased with what he had just done. Then, he spoke. "It is done! I have created a marvelous work! From the darkest Cloud, I have brought
For the first time in my life, I prayed to a god I don't even believe is out there. If there was a god, he wouldn't have allowed a game to be created where you get to play as Cloud in his final stage of transitioning into a woman and now going by the name Lightning. And, he wouldn't have allowed them to produce sequel after sequel of this shit! I prayed that this god would find a more suitable punishment for me. Burn my eyes out! Cut off a hand! Grind off my dick with sandpaper! Send me straight to Hell! Anything but leave me with this! Now, I see why my friend was so afraid. And then, when I turned around, I think so much color left me that I was completely transparent now. What I saw behind me was a Lightning plush doll, dressed in Cloud's SOLDIER uniform and holding a toy model of Cloud's Blade.
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