Clice Face: Difference between revisions

=== Prologue: ===

 

==== Part 1: ====

Cliche face assaulted me... He undressed me... NO! That's to private. After that he beat me up... He took all i loved away from me (yes even my balls). And hung me to the wall. "But why cliche face?" I axed. He laughed... Oh, was i dumb. He was hungry for power. The next day there were 3 cliche face's... They looked at me, bleeding from my hands and feet like jesus on the cross... "Goddamn it! If they keep this up i may die within 2 days!" i thought to myself. But that wasn't the worst part... I couldn't play EUIV or CKII! Now it meant war(haha get it? GET IT!?)! I wish i didn't wish for that... 69 hours later (i should be dead by now, but who cares it's for a bad joke!) i was let down from the cross... My... Hands... They were... Fine? My feet didn't hurt. I guess i was paralysed. Butt then came the pain.

I't hit me and i began to shout: "HELP ME SHREK, HELP ME! OH MY GOD NOT EVEN BASED GOD CAN HELP ME NOW! IM SORRY BEN I DIDN'T MEAN TO... CLIMAX, CLIMAX... GOOSEBUMPS OMG MY SKIN IS MORE BULKY THAN THE ROCKY MOUNTAINS...". Cliche face and his children backed up slowly and jumped out of my window. I still had the pain, but let's skip that.

 

I suppose i needed a hospital, but before i could even pull up my iphone42 my heart realized it was broken so it switched off. The next hours consisted of my heart and my brain talking about breating life into me, but their argument stopped when they realized neither of them could breathe. I was dead. Finally Shrek noticed i was dead so he threw me in the garbage.

 

"This isn't even a creepypasta nor a trollpasta", the author thought to himself.

 

 

Last thoughts: Not a portal rip-off.

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