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About a week later when the pain had stopped and i had told all my roblox friends what had happened i wanted to visit shrek. It's been a long time... Let's hope Ben doesn't come in the way. I drowned him, but thats another story. When i came to shreks house he looked at me... "Where have you been you sexy beast?!" he said to me. "I-i was assaulted...". Shrek looked at me... He munched on my words a little. "You what?!!!!". I munched on his words too, since we both were hungry. "Cliche face..."I said. "FUCK YOU!" Shrek said back and shut the door in my face. My heart broke...
About a week later when the pain had stopped and i had told all my roblox friends what had happened i wanted to visit shrek. It's been a long time... Let's hope Ben doesn't come in the way. I drowned him, but that's another story. When i came to shreks house he looked at me... "Where have you been you sexy beast?!" he said to me. "I-i was assaulted...". Shrek looked at me... He munched on my words a little. "You what?!!!!". I munched on his words too, since we both were hungry. "Cliche face..."I said. "FUCK YOU!" Shrek said back and shut the door in my face. My heart broke...


I suppose i needed a hospital, but before i could even pull up my iphone42 my heart realized it was broken so it switched off. The next hours consisted of my heart and my brain talking about breating life into me, but their argument stopped when they realized neither of them could breathe. I was dead. Finally Shrek noticed i was dead so he threw me in the garbage.
I suppose i needed a hospital, but before i could even pull up my iphone42 my heart realized it was broken so it switched off. The next hours consisted of my heart and my brain talking about breating life into me, but their argument stopped when they realized neither of them could breathe. I was dead. Finally Shrek noticed i was dead so he threw me in the garbage.
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"I've reached my destination now so..."
"I've reached my destination now so..."


"Yeah... Good to have seen you!" i said back. I took out my Ipad. Good i still had that. This is a weird day, i thought. I need to write this down. So i did. This is a paradox.
"Yeah... Good to have seen you!" i said back. I took out my iPad. Good i still had that. This is a weird day, i thought. I need to write this down. So i did. This is a paradox.


P.S. It's hot
P.S. It's hot
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