Cliche The Fanfiction

There was an OC character of Jeff the Killer called Boi, nobody liked him as he was poorly made. This is his "original" story.

Boi was a 12 year old boy who lived with his parents, he moved to America illegally from England. His father, Lol Skeletons, just got a promotion from his job, the creepypasta wiki. So they had to move house.

Boi's mother, Valerie, Valerie Hudson, said, "Isn't this a nice neighbourhood." Boi looked at the hyper realistic house and the kids running around stabbing people. "No! it's shit! I hate it, I bet they don't have Carling!" Like typical English parents, they sent Boi up the chimney for 666 minutes.

The next day, he was getting ready for school. While he was getting his uniform on, he felt a random boner. But this wasn't any boner, this was the type that had a murderous feeling, he fapped it off and forgot about it. He went down the stairs to get his breakfast, bangers and mash with a glass of Stella Artois on the side. He ate his breakfast and drunk his lager and headed off to get the bus.

He got to school where he introduces himself to the class, he gets laughed at by everyone, including the teacher because he was another shameless ripoff. That's when he got the boner again. "Right, take you and your small dick to the table next to those generic bullies." The teacher said. He sat next to the school bullies, Matt, Toby and Jacob, the three boys stared at boi, "Well, looks like we have another shitty creepypasta fan fiction character." Matt snarled. "How many Jeff's is that now Jacob?" "Jeff the Killer is the best story ever, I hope I can find him because I want to be his wifu." Boi explained.  Jacob and Toby Facepalmed while Matt was reading the comments on the chalkboard.

During Lunch, Boi was in the toilet when the three boys threw him on the ground, kicked him and called him unoriginal. The teacher came into the bathroom, "Boi, for coming here and getting your ass kicked, you'll be having detention." Boi the Mary Sue was sad as he never got detention before because Mary Sue's are fucking perfect.

After school, Boi felt emo so he went to the bathroom where he found a "thing" of bleach and some Heineken on the bathroom floor. He decided to pour the bleach all over his body and drink the Heineken, his father then threw some matches at him and he set himself on fire, because bleach is totally flammable. His mother tried to extinguish the flame but "accidentally" got a bowl of salt and poured it all over him.

He woke up in hospital a few weeks later, he saw a nurse monitoring his heart rate."Oh Boi, we were so worried." His mother said sarcastically, "and for fucking up your face with a non flammable liquid, you're grounded for 666 days." Boi then ran up to a mirror to look at his face, it was... Perfect, obviously... His face was white and leathery, his hair was black as charcoal and he had big fish like lips. You know... The kinda face that emo fan girls somehow find attractive.

When Boi went back to school, he brought a cliche so he can get revenge on the boys who bullied him. He got to school where he met Matt, Toby and Jacob and made sure that they followed him to the bathroom. "Oh, how original. You burnt yourself with bleach, I haven't seen that before except the first 10,000 times." That's when Boi got really pissed! The murderous boner was strong and he can't control it. He plunged the knife into Matt's heart and said "Go to Sleep" because it isn't a fan fiction without somebody saying something relatable to Jeff.

Toby and Jacob then pulled out there guns because every kid has a gun nowadays. But Boi managed to dodge the bullets because teenage phycopaths are the most overpowered people since Chuck Norris. He killed Toby and Jacob with his bare hands, he didn't need the knife because the knife had no reason. He then slit their throats and stuffed it with black pudding. After seeing what he had done, he fled from the school.

Excerpt from The Sun Newspaper: UNKNOWN ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT KILL LOCAL SCHOOL BOYS... PRINCESS DIANA STILL DEAD

A local schoolboy named Boi has gone missing. He was last seen fleeing school with a strange boner. 3 boys were found dead in the bathroom with black pudding found in their throats. The police believe that the Killer who done this was Boi, the police said, "This is the 13th teenage killer this week, I'm sick of coming with names for these assholes. Fuck it, I'm calling him spooky the cliche." He lost his job after the interview. If you see Boi, contact the Bobbies, he is dangerous.

1 month later

Boi was in a forest looking for his love, he then felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned and saw... Jeff the Killer, because fan fiction. "Hello Boi." Said Jeff. Boi blushed, "hi." He whispered. Jeff and Boi start kissing because who needs dialogue. They decided to get married 1 year later and decide to adopt a son. They named the baby Ben, and you know what happened to him... He drowned.