Clyde's book of slightly scary takes of South park
[the camera pans through the window of clyde's house and focuses on clyde.]
Clyde: "you've seen plenty of "creepypastas" haven't you? Squidward's suicide,Jeff the killer,slenderman,all of that. But,I found something that I'm sure will.....uh....[checks script] ......scare you...bad... *ahem* I'll be sure to get that right later,but for now,let's start with a story based on a girl too shy for her own good.....
[Chapter one:all dolled up]
[A redhead girl wearing a cat hat is walking down the street,smiling as the sun shines bright down south park. Then,a store with something special catches her eyes. A doll. But not just any doll. A doll that is essentially a mini replica of the girl looking at it.]
Samantha himitsu: [gasp] oh my god!! That doll looks just like me!!.....uh....kinda weird....but cute nontheless!!
[Samantha then heads into the store to check out the scene]
Store owner: "hi! Welcome to dolls and balls. How many I help you today?"
Samantha: "how much is that doll over there? [She points to the doll]
Store owner:"hmm.....I don't really think you're fit for a doll like that...the last person to buy my "special dolls",they went crazy,saying that a black boo was his best friend. Gotta admit,he had a pretty charming Australian accent.."
Samantha:"...oh.....uh...I'm sure I'll handle it. It's just a doll."
[The store owner just shrugs and hands Samantha the doll for a discount.
Samantha:" thank you!!"
[As Samantha walks out the store,the doll in her hands starts to grow a stretched smile,and it's button eyes turn slightly purple.]
[After a while,Samantha enters her house and sits the doll in her room]
Samantha: "ok..uh...I'll just name you later. I'm gonna go get something to drink!"
[The redhead exits the room. After that,the doll stands on it's hind legs and waddles toward the kitchen]
[In the kitchen,Samantha is finding something quench her thirst]
Samantha: "hmm...."
"[The doll gets behind the counter and takes out a butcher's knife,ready to kill samantha. Before it can,the doll loses it's balance and falls into the sink]
Samantha: "actually,I think I'll make a smoothie"
[Samantha grabs the knife the doll was holding and starts cutting fruit.]
The doll,getting up from the counter: "no......mine.......
[The doll throws itself in front of Samantha,catching her attention.
Samantha:woah! Jeez,you scared me,little doll! .
[The doll's head leans and points at the knife]
Samantha:oh,no little doll. This knife is much too sharp. You'll cut yourself.
[The doll then makes an angry face and starts shaking]
Samantha:...uh.......hello...?
[Just then,the doll floats in the air and launches at the redhead.]
Samantha:AHHHH!!!!
[Samantha dodges the doll and books it to the outside]
Samantha: "oh god! Oh god! Oh god!"
[ The girl then take Do it her phone to call her sister,alice.]
Samantha:come on...please answer.....
Phone: "hey samantha! Or whoever's calling me. This is my voice mail! Pretty cool right? Uh...leave a voicemail and I'll reach you at some point." * beep*
Samantha: "oh...."
[ Just then,the doll crashes through the door and stares straight at samantha]
the doll:" twin....... "
[The doll then launches at samantha and shoves itself down samantha's throat]
Samantha,gasping for breathe: "huff....puff......god....dolls.....taste horrible....how do dogs maul them....-
[Suddenly,Samantha started to feel weird. Her eyes turn purple,and her teeth become retractable. The doll has taken over samantha's body]
Samantha:"oh yes.....now I'm all.....dolled up..."
[The redhead girl then jumps at the camera. But midframe,the screen turns black and white as it transitions to the book Clyde was reading]
Clyde: "and now...the poor girl is now forced to haunt her friends,as the doll will forever control her. The end."
[ Clyde close the book and places it on his lap]
Clyde: "hope you had fun with me. I'll be sure to tell more stories soon. Goodbye for now. I'm having taco for dinner. "
Based on the characters of modestneko.
