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Coily is eternal; he is not subject to whims, nor is he bound by mortality. Coily has been to Earth; Coily has been everywhere. Coily *is*.
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To join Coily's army of darkness, you must:
*Never abuse springs
*Understand how vital springs are to our lives. Springs don't need us; we need them.
*Yearn to have your own plush Coily doll, preferably with a pullstring to play hilarious Coily clips.
*Refuse to work for any other demonic sprites... *including* Mike's Socks' Sprite. ESPECIALLY Mike's Socks' Sprite.
*More things if I think of them.
Are you in?
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