Confessions of a Confused Adult

PICTURE OF ME

Chapter 1: My life SUCKS

I werk a job as a persin dat does stuf. Me boss named Barry Deserbl sadi "DO WORK!" i screeem and cry and ran away cause he's MEAN!!! I cam back 2 work and boss said "UR DUMB GIT GUD!!!" he then made me do work. I mad but do it anyway but then Evil Coworker say he he no beleevd in Santa Clews and i get #TRIGGERED because HE INSULTED MY RELIGION!!!!!1!!!

Chapter 2: My FAMILY SUCKSS

I go home to wifu she not cook dinnr because she's a pillow IM KINDA SELF AWARE OK!? i screemed and cried i called my mama and said said "GO 2 HELL!" and hung up i talked 2 my son and he said "Im not ur son mister" and ran back 2 his house i get mad and called him a stoopid persone but then i realized he was indeed some random kid SELF AWARENESS OK!?

Chapter 3: LIFE SUCKS OK

Job is hard boos said "Go deliver this package" i screamed get mad run away boss said "If 1 more bad thing ocur 2day ur FIRED!!!" i screamed ran home and beat up waifu and drink bear and 420 blase it and not feel better so i played overwach and my waifu was there and so i moved to Minisodas. I got there adn a old man said "Ur boss was actually Evil Patrixx u got out just in time" i said "SRSLY!?" he said "no I AM PATRIXX" i died

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the end

P.S. it turned out that both my boss AND the old man was Evil Patrixx...

U SEE NOW Y IM A CONFUSED ADULT!?!?!?!

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