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I was watching Conker's Bad Fur Day videos everyday. I always wanted the game, but I didn't have the time to get it, because it was made before I was born. (I was born in 2014) Well, when I was finally 4 months old, I thought I am old enough to get the game.
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'''''Note:''' This all happened in real life.''
==Chapter 2==
Years later, I got revived by a god, and when I asked why he said some stupid stuff like that I am the chosen one, I didn't understand why, so I got home. My mom was waiting for me. When I saw her she shouted at me "Where the hell have you been?! You little brat I had to clean all that mess you left on ground!!!" She continued shouting at me, then I saw how much has she changed. In the middle of her face was a long, crooked nose, with wards on the tip. Her eyes were all pink and her irises yellow, her mouth broke into a frown with all teeth yellow and ugly, her eyebrows connected. I sighted and did her work, meanwhile when she was sitting on the table drinking alcohol. This didn't change, unlike her goddamn ugly face. When I was done, she showed me a Xbox one she bought for me. I grabbed it from her claws and immediately started playing. I looked and saw something called Rare Replay. I begged my mom "Mom pls buy it", so she did. When I saw that there was Conker's Bad Fur Day I was so happy that I jumped so high that I broke the roof. I didn't care and started playing. After 10 hours of non stop playing the awesome game I was done. Then Conker jumped from my TV and says "hey you little bastard wanna be friends" I said ok so I had my first friend in my life. My mom came into my room and shouted at me "I WONT TOLERATE ANY BAD WORDS IN MY HOUSE!!!! By the way, who is this ugly fuck?" She pointed at Conker. He killed her the most brutal way he could. Then we heard the police so we ran away. When I was in some city I met a stupid
The other day, me and Conker met another little kid. He was goddamn ugly, but not as much as my mom. He was so fat that he had to walk naked. I sneaked behind him and put the stick I kept from the
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