Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers: Difference between revisions

Cool Cat Loves the Soldiers is the gritty, bloody story of an innocent and loving anthropomorphic cat who, enthralled by love and admiration for the heroes who defend his country, joins the army. This friendly, affectionate nature is quickly stolen from him as the horrors of war reveal themselves and become too great a burden to bear. Cool Cat realizes that there are no heroes in war. There are no winners. It's all just an endless cycle. His purity is replaced with pain and bitterness. As his friends die one by one he comes to despise the country that sent them to their fate.

 

 

One thing is for sure: Cool Cat is dead inside. He has learned that war isn't cool. He has learned that life isn't cool. He has been naive and abused by his country. He feels lonely, humiliated, abandoned and stupid. But what can you expect from the product of a man fucking a cat and calling it his wife? He was hardly ever destined for greatness. He wishes he had died with his men. He wishes that he was using that scratching post up in the sky. But he's trapped in his battered body until life frees him from its cold grasp. Until then, he will wait.

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