Cool Cat Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

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• Cool Cat Doesn't Save the Kids
• Cool Cat Kills Daddy Derek
• Cool Cat Eats A Dick
• Cool Cat Loves Kiddy Cock
• Cool Cat Gets Herpes
• Cool Cat Has Sex with Satan
• Cool Cat Loves Censorship
• Cool Cat Joins ISIS
• Cool Cat Heils Hitler
• Cool Cat Loves War
• Cool Cat Joins The KKK
• Cool Cat Joins The Nazi Party
• Cool Cat Tries to Fist Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Summons Cthulhu
• Cool Cat Joins Reddit
• Cool Cat Gets Bitchslapped By A Redheaded Hooker Demon
• Cool Cat Joins Tumblr
• Cool Cat Orchestrates The Nuclear Holocaust
• Cool Cat Causes The Singularity
• Cool Cat Assassinates The President
• Cool Cat Starts A Cult
• Cool Cat Feasts On The Flesh Of The Unborn
• Cool Cat Drowns Babies
• Cool Cat Writes A Trollpasta
• Cool Cat Meets Jeff the Killer
• Cool Cat Saves The Cloppers
• Cool Cat Cooks The Jews
• Cool Cat Makes A Porno
• Cool Cat Killed The Cooks
• Cool Cat Cooks Methaphetamine
• Cool Cat Finds Slenderman
• Cool Cat Joins CPWiki
• Cool Cat Plays SONIC.EXE
• Cool Cat Watches The Ring
• Cool Cat Joins FF.net
• Cool Cat Writes A Movie
• Cool Cat Vs. I Hate Everything: Dawn Of The Internet
• Cool Cat Love Babies
• Cool Cat Kills Sonic99rae
• Cool Cat Finds A Fedora
• Cool Cat Dies Of Aids
• Cool Cat Kills 3Lamestudio
• Cool Cat.exe
• Cool Cat Saves The Bullies
• Cool Cat Gets On Mr. Bones Wild Ride
• Cool Cat Goes To Somalia
• Cool Cat Wastes Water
• Cool Cat Writes A Manga
• Cool Cat badz at teh grammers.
• Cool Cat Gets Triple Anal Fisted by Daddy Derek, Butch the Bully, and IHE
• Cool Cat Lost Episode
• Cool Cat Finds Himself
• Cool Cat Gets Off To Hentai
• Cool Cat Finds Himself... On Rule 34
• Cool Cat Gets Addicted To Meth
• Cool Cat Inhales Dong
• Cool Cat Becomes A Cyber Punk
• Cool Cat 06
• Cool Cat Wanks Off To 50 Shades Of Grey
• Cool Cat Grows the Fuck Up
• Cool Cat vs. The Troll Punks
• Cool Cat Sucks Dick For Meth
• Cool Cat Meets Daddy D-erect
• Cool Cat x Shrek: A Romantic Hentai
• Cool Cat Enslaves The Mexicans
• Cool Cat Elects Donald Trump For Emperor
• Cool Cat Reads The Story Of Little Black Sambo
• Cool Cat Burns In Hell
• Cool Cat Hires Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris as hitmen
• Cool Cat And Hitler BFF
• Cool Cat Murders Future Cool Cat
• Cool Cat Apologizes To IHE
• Cool Cat Makes R34
• Cool Cat Makes A Megaman Game
• Cool Cat Catches A Minun And Kills A Plusle With It
• Cool Cat Kills Memy9909
• Cool Cat Sues Trollpasta Wiki
• Cool Cat Takes Off His Fursuit
• Cool Cat Gets Off To Pokemon
• Cool Cat Goes To North Korea
• Cool Cat Disrespects an Opinion
• Cool Cat Visits the Internet Fetish Community
• Cool Cat Smokes The Weed
• Cool Cat is Love, Cool Cat is Life
• Cool Cat on Ice
• Cool Cat gets ran over
• Cool Cat cools down
• Cool Cat takes on the role of Doctor Light
• Cool Cat gets a copyright strike
• Cool Cat drinks mountain dew and eats Doritios