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# Japanese priests cleanse rooms by waving katana swords around. Their ritual is 100% effective on corporeal forms.
# [[wikia:creepypasta:New Messages|If you find 666 messages on your phone, mailbox, email, etc., consider changing your service provider. Also, don't bother listening to/reading the messages. It's spam. Extra-dimensional, possibly, but spam nonetheless.]]
# [[wikia:creepypasta:The Unmentionable Bargain|Old pharmaceutical companies can't help you. Unless you specifically need
# If you need to sign it in blood, you do not need to sign it. All mainstream governing bodies will accept contracts signed in ink. Bear this in mind if offered deals that seem too good to be true.
# [[wikia:creepypasta:Lighthouse|Lighthouse]]s are dangerous. Avoid them at all costs. If you work at a lighthouse, consider a career in insurance sales or veterinary care. Have you ever read Three Skeleton Key?
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# [[wikia:creepypasta:Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv|...or to watch films that have had strange/disastrous consequences...]]
# [[wikia:creepypasta:A Fresh Start|If you like to plan ahead and have some money, buy your auntie and uncle a house in Bel-Air. Nothing can harm you there no matter how scared your mother is.]]
# [[wikia:creepypasta:Dark Corners|Secret secluded untouched places in old buildings are left untouched for a reason. Pioneers never say
# Before you start swimming in the ice-cold waters of a murky lake at the center of a dark forest at midnight, ask yourself, do you really want to travel to an ancient and terrifying city? If the answer is "no," then stay at home instead, and watch whatever quality programming is available on Cinemax. Which means boobs.
# On your 33<sup>rd</sup> birthday, try celebrating in a well-lit house with the company of others.
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# If you find yourself unable to escape, dancing may ward off the entity. Doing the Hokey Pokey is known to ward off curious monsters, but you might have to do the Moonwalk to deal with zombies.
# [[Spongecry.avi|If you're checking your computer for viruses and you go TOO deep into System 32, refrain from clicking on any .avi files. If you do not heed this warning, creepy videos on you, dude.]]
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# [[wikia:creepypasta:The CamCorder|If you buy a used camcorder and find the previous owner left one of their tapes inside, refrain from watching that tape no matter how tempting it may be. ]]
# Be careful when buying an old, second-hand TV.
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Follow these simple rules and little (or massive) harm may befall you. Either way, the important thing is to make sure your tale is told, copied, and pasted repeatedly. Forever yours, management.
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