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==Chapter one - Arrival==
The moment I realized I had fallen, I knew I
Pinkie Pie strutted swiftly and happily along the park pathway. She hummed a blissful tune as she hopped along cutely. As she went along her business, she nodded and said hello to her fellow pony-friends. She made it back into ponyville and into the town center where Sugar Cube Corner was located. She went inside to make an order for herself. She came in and greeted the
A crowd came in front of Pinkie Pie as they all grabbed a cupcake happily. As the cupcakes disappeared, Pinkies curiosity peeked. She looked around at the delighted ponies and smiled. These ponies had no idea how truly delicious these cupcakes were to make.
The crowd thinned into mere single digits until it was completely gone and Pinkie was left alone once more with her imagination. Her smile started to fade as reality became a blur and a sort of weird urge came over her. As she started to walk away, she heard a loud bang from behind her and a small crackle in the sky which she assumed was thunder. Then she recalled Rainbow Dash saying that the weather was clear all week because there was a massive thunderstorm due next week. Surprised by this crackle and thinking it might be some kind of trouble, considering
" Uhm, are you okay Mister Mystery???
The colt groaned and started to wiggle a bit out of place. He breathlessly whispered "Uhh,
<nowiki>:</nowiki> He rose from his spot still shuddering from the fall. His long, black, silky hair covered his face. However Pinkie Pie was too curious to go by for long without seeing it.
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"Uh, Hello??? Who in the hoof are you and where did you come from?
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"What the Fuck are you?
"Uh, a pony? Like you?
Jeff looked down at his non-existant hands to find they had been replaced with hooves. Jumping back once more at this, he thought back to himself about falling through the portal the Seer had created earlier.
This must be where she sent
"Hey, Pink pony! Where am I?
"In Ponyville of course!
"And where the Hell is that?
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"Hey, what is your name anyways? I
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"Well where I come from,
Pinkie Pie got closer to Jeff, she narrowed her eyes and gave him a hard stare. After a moment, she lightened up and jumped around him in circles.
"Well then Jeff, if
"NO!
Pinkie stared at Jeff for a second and then smiled.
"Okiedokiloki! Well then you need a place to stay! So come with me to Sugar Cube Corner, the
Jeff was soon to follow, pulling his hood over his head and then trying to
After a few minutes of finally firmly trotting along the colorful houses and pathways that Ponyville had in store, he spotted a particularly sweet looking building. It looked as if it was made of candy. He made a pretty good guess as to which building it was, and he guessed right because Pinkie Pie hopped to the door, opening it for Jeff.
As Jeff carefully walked into the sweet smelling shop, Pinkie Pie noticed his cutie mark. A knife, and a bloody one too. A bit alarmed by this, the weird feeling from earlier came back, but this time stronger. She disregarded this feeling as her "Pinkie
Jeff and Pinkie walked inside and as they did, a bell sounded from the opening of the door, and Mrs.Cake came out to greet the two of them.
"Hello Pinkie Pie! Are you here to play with Pumpkin and Pound Cake today?
"No
Mrs.Cake looked at Jeff and nodded at Pinkie Pie.
"Unfortunately, Trixie is staying in the last available room for the rest of the week. But Pinkies room is large enough where we could scooch another bed into it and put up curtains for privacy.
Jeff
"Well Jeffy?
"One,
Mrs.Cake shivered and smiled. "Oh, mysterious
As Pinkie and Jeff were beginning to walk off, Mrs.Cake gasped and squealed. Jeff and Pinkie turned around at this, alarmed.
"Pinkie Pie, your friends cutie mark.
"
Both of them sighed in relief. Pinkie Pie shouted for Jeff to follow her and they went upstairs.
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As Jeff was finishing stuffing himself full of goodies, Pinkie Pie brushed the curtain open and looked in at the bloated colt. She walked over to him and asked him a question in a very serious manner.
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"No..
Pinkie Pies pupils shrunk and with a nervous face started to sweat. She opened her mouth to say something but closed it. She saw his face for the first time.White, red lips torn beyond repair, his eyes lined with black, not blinking. That weird feeling she had before came back.
"But now that you
{{*}}SLAM*
Jeff had driven Pinkie Pie against the wall. But to his surprise, Pinkie had grabbed his hooves and stopped the knives from penetrating her chest and abdomen. His eyes widened. This pony
Pinkie Pie started to sinisterly laugh. she overpowered the unready Jeff. she yanked one of the two knifes from Jeffs hooves and pushed him back.
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Pinkie Pie had turned a darker grey shade of pink, and her hair was no longer bushy and curly, instead it had turned smooth, almost like leather. When she smiled, her teeth now looked sharper than average. Jeff was a bit shocked at this alter-ego. For a perky pink pony, she was really dark now. He found this new
Jeff slowly lifted himself. He stared at Pinkie Pie. She suspected he was going to dash at her again with the knife, but to her surprise, his shocked face, turned upwards. His look slowly turned from a shocked look into a psychotic smile. He started to laugh.
"Pinkie Pie, haha, you know, I honestly underestimated you. I thought you were just an annoying, pink, gay pony with a baby face. But now that
Pinkie Pie giggled a little. "
"Now thanks to you Jeffy, I have a bloodlust. So later tonight
Jeff misunderstood this phrase. He looked at her curiously.
"Oh
Jeff now had a hint at what she might be talking about, but considering he found she was basically the female version of himself, he
"Alright Sweetcheeks,
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