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" Uhm, are you okay Mister Mystery???" Pinkie asked in her silly goof voice.
The colt groaned and started to wiggle a bit out of place. He breathlessly whispered "Uhh,
<nowiki>:</nowiki> He rose from his spot still shuddering from the fall. His long, black, silky hair covered his face. However Pinkie Pie was too curious to go by for long without seeing it.
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"Uh, Hello??? Who in the hoof are you and where did you come from?" Pinkie Pie asked curiously.
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"What the Fuck are you?" He asked Pinkie.
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Jeff looked down at his non-existant hands to find they had been replaced with hooves. Jumping back once more at this, he thought back to himself about falling through the portal the Seer had created earlier.
This must be where she sent
"Hey, Pink pony! Where am I?"
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"And where the Hell is that?" He asked back at her.
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"I'm not even going to
"Hey, what is your name anyways? I haven't seen you here before!" Pinkie asked scooching closer towards Jeffs face. At this he turned away from Pinkie Pie and grunted. He stood finally, still hiding his face in his mass of Black hair.
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"Well where I come from, it's a perfectly normal name." Jeff shouted back at Pinkie Pie. He wanted to get away from this annoying bitch-of-a-pony and get out of here, but seeing as he had no clue about anything in this world or where to go or if he could even let anyone know who he really was, he decided to put up with this horrifying pony so he could get out of here faster. He just wished she was a little more knowledgeable
Pinkie Pie got closer to Jeff, she narrowed her eyes and gave him a hard stare. After a moment, she lightened up and jumped around him in circles.
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"Well then Jeff, if that's your name, than that's a wonderific name! It won't make us any less of friends! My names Pinkie Pie if I didn't say earlier!" She laughed again "Hey lets throw you a party so you can get lots of friends, okay?"
"NO!" He shouted at her, "
Pinkie stared at Jeff for a second and then smiled.
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As Pinkie and Jeff were beginning to walk off, Mrs.Cake gasped and squealed. Jeff and Pinkie turned around at this, alarmed.
"Pinkie Pie, your friends cutie mark. It's a
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Both of them sighed in relief. Pinkie Pie shouted for Jeff to follow her and they went upstairs.
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As Jeff was finishing stuffing himself full of goodies, Pinkie Pie brushed the curtain open and looked in at the bloated colt. She walked over to him and asked him a question in a very serious manner.
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"No.. I'm not
Pinkie Pies pupils shrunk and with a nervous face started to sweat. She opened her mouth to say something but closed it. She saw his face for the first time.White, red lips torn beyond repair, his eyes lined with black, not blinking. That weird feeling she had before came back.
"But now that you
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"I'm more than meets the eye, Jeffy!"
Pinkie Pie had turned a darker grey shade of pink, and her hair was no longer bushy and curly, instead it had turned smooth, almost like leather. When she smiled, her teeth now looked sharper than average. Jeff was a bit shocked at this alter-ego. For a perky pink pony, she was really dark now. He found this new
Jeff slowly lifted himself. He stared at Pinkie Pie. She suspected he was going to dash at her again with the knife, but to her surprise, his shocked face, turned upwards. His look slowly turned from a shocked look into a psychotic smile. He started to laugh.
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Pinkie Pie giggled a little. "I'm not Pinkie Pie Jeffy. The Pinkie Pie you know, is lost inside her own mind. Refer to me as Pinkamina!" She said nudging her snout against Jeff's. Pinkie Pie dropped the knife in her hoof and sighed.
"Now thanks to you Jeffy, I have a bloodlust. So later tonight I'll have to make myself some cupcakes. As your punishment, you have to help me! We could
Jeff misunderstood this phrase. He looked at her curiously.
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