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The man with the yellow hat knew better though. He smelled blood. And after watching the local news stories, he pieced it together, slowly. “Let’s talk about Christmas George!” he exclaimed. “I love Christmas!” George exclaimed. He invites George into the living room and shows him a variety of presents, and even a Hannukah dreidel. George is shown opening presents, first a hot wheels toy, then Kleenex, then three markers and a Hi Hi Puffy Amiyumi coloring book.
 
“And every year, Santa comes down the chimney, and leaves cookies and milk!” The man exclaimed. “I love milk!” George exclaims. “I love milk too!” The man exclaims. “Let’s sing a song about milk!” The man exclaims. He starts to sing a long song about dairy cows, the farmers, boysguys who squeeze woman tits during sex, this was weird, highly graphic details about the life and death of cows and having sex, including details about artificial insemination and how a bolt gun works.
 
What happened next was truly bad. The man with the yellow hat took out a revolver and shot George in the head. George slumps over, bleeding. Cold.