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I rewind the VHS tape and as I waited for the tape to finish rewinding I ordered pizza and it was only 40 minutes before my pizza came, after the pizza came the tape was all finished rewinding so I grabbed myself a soda and along with the pizza sat myself onto the couch, my older brother along with my parents were working so this was a great time for me to watch this strange VHS tape that I got at the garage sale that I went today, I press play on my remote and the movie started playing "Good morning George!" it was Bill, George's neighbor. "Make me some cereal you stupid bitch." He said with his Chuck Norris voice George had bloodshot eyes as though he had been up all night studying about humans. You can see the rebel flag tattooed on the top of his head (keep in mind Curious George originally aired in United States.) He also has a George W. Bush and a Charles Manson tattoo, even though the only thing America enslaved was our hearts and minds with this great television program.
The narrator sounded like he was baking cookies placed with whip cream. Well, he was on crack. What he said next shocked me. "George knew the guy his friend thought they adopted was supposed to be a monkey. But the 56 year old prison convict, with beard stubble, had to shave constantly to maintain the illusion." Indeed, Caillou had beard stubble. This was
"Let's carve a pumpkin!" George took out a knife, even though it wasn't Halloween. He lunges toward bill, stabbing hi, while he screams. He quickly buries the body under the snow and starts building a snowman by putting snow around the corpse.
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