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Anyone remember the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing. But I walked on De Epik Street and found a VHS which is amazingly in the title.
The theme song storted except it was slowed down and backwards with heavily detail on YELLOW NUBBIE MINNIE MOUSE MINNION BANANA BLUD1!! I touched it and It was real I was sucky 2 mah blood.
Then the title card came and I found it querid that Lincoln would get in trouble with the law but it was bloody and hyperrealistic!
When he cummed in, sum evil madmab kept hitbib Lincoln with a pan and he was bleeding and a highly GRUCUM picture of him appeared. And I threw up enough 2 feed 25 armzies of Nazis!
“U think I’m wetawded huh?!” He said in response to getting repeaditky hit in da head. “Oh mah god! It’s a shitty trollpussy! U don’t have 2 fucking cricri wahwah over it!” Bleff Da Biller screamed loudly and like a maniac. The red eye appeared again. ▼
▲ “U think I’m wetawded huh?!” He said in response to getting repeaditky hit in da head. “Oh mah god! It’s a shitty trollpussy! U don’t have 2 fucking cricri wahwah over it!” Bleff Da Biller screamed loudly and like a maniac. The red eye appeared again.
Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed “OH MY JESUS CHRIST LINCOLN WE H8 U AND WE GONNA MURDER U WHEN U GET RELEASED!” His siblings yelled “GRR!” ▼
▲ Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed “OH MY JESUS CHRIST LINCOLN WE H8 U AND WE GONNA MURDER U WHEN U GET RELEASED!” His siblings yelled “GRR!”
Then Lincoln hold a GBNIFE and Lily says “Dats a GBNIFE, Lincy. U should’vt be playplay wit dat. You couldn’t hurt urself or others.” ▼
▲ Then Lincoln hold a GBNIFE and Lily says “Dats a GBNIFE, Lincy. U should’vt be playplay wit dat. You couldn’t hurt urself or others.”
Lincoln DaTrump was fucking ded his last words were “Oh noes!” While he was drowned the poil was BLEEDING! It showed a hyperrealistic picture of his dead body after everything removed was aten and drunk by the red eye.
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sledgehammer burned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMonDen and they said “What? How did u find it? The show creator Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of reality and has put his existential crisis into da daily funnies of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into this lie day after day.”
Then weeks later, my fat mailman “Bort” whose name is Bort? Came and threw me a package than disappeared in thin smoke which was da VHS again. I screamed!
I played it and saw another file simply titled “Bort” which just showed everyone in da show and VHS all dead except Lincoln who was flying around with demonic wings and hyperrealistic blood from his eyes and Sonic gave an evil laugh! Sonic swooped down and cut Lincoln’s head off wit a sword and gun hyperrealistic blud shit out everywhere and Sonic shouted “I. AM. GOD!” The screen went black.
Look out da window. I’m outdoif da houd watching yu right now! EEEEEKKK!!!! Still, I wanna know wut da message meant…
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