Da worst kweepypast Evah: Lincoln Latrouds trouble with Da Bois in Blue: Difference between revisions

“U think I’m wetawded huh?!” He said in response to getting repeaditky hit in da head. “Oh mah god! It’s a shitty trollpussy! U don’t have 2 fucking cricri wahwah over it!” Bleff Da Biller screamed loudly and acted like a maniac. The red eye appeared again.

Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed “OH MY JESUS CHRIST LINCOLN WE H8 U AND WE GONNAGONI MURDERMURFRT U WHEN U GET RELEASEDRELELAD!” His siblings yelled “GRR!”

Then Lincoln holdhost a GBNIFE and Lily says “Dats a GBNIFE, Lincy. UYU should’vt be playplay wit dat. YouY couldn’t hurt urself or others.”

The red eye appeared and took Lincoln away after he stabbedstabith him in da eye and da Iye was bleeding tears than Lincoln blue hin upuo! BLUE HIN UPUO!

And Lincoln is tortured and preformed a surgery where all his bloodblog, sweat, tears, memoriesmemoriz, skin, bonesburns, intestinesintestinz, organsorgandy, and musclesmuscies are removedremovaef while he was crying and squealing! It was all hyperrealistic and made me vomit again.

Lincoln DaTrump waswaz fucking ded his last words were “Oh noes!” While he was drowneddrowmqd the poil was BLEEDING! It showed a hyperrealistic picture of his dead body after everything removedremovqw was aten and drunk by the red eye.

And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KKKill u Maxin Troythong! 666 STAB KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRINK UR BLUD DEAF THETEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”

I beat and smashed da VHS with a sledgehammer burned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “What“Wut? How did u find it? The show creator Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of reality and has put his existential crisis into da daily funnies of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into this lie day after day.”

The next day, I was chopping veggies 4 dinnah and saw a Lincoln plushie holqng a BGNIFE! I screamed and slut its throat, put it in a box, fed it 2 a shark, fed it 2 a lion, and fed it 2 a tiger!