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, 1 year agoAdded 2 more paragraphs. I’m done making this officially. If possible, can an admin protect this? I spent days planning this and hours planning more content to put in to make this just right. I don’t want at least a week and a quarter of my planning gone by a vandal.
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{{Note|Please Note: This is my first Trollpasta meant to be the worst of them all in a somewhat hilarious tone making fun of crappypastas and hope I get featured here. And someone please, make this protected.}}
Any1 member the classic show Da Laloud Mouse? The classic 2016 BicMoanDen cartoon was amazing! I lived da shiow almost mah entire lived, but I won’t bink of it da same woi again. But I walked on De Epik Street and found a VHS dat mead “Da LaLoud House Lost Episoad” which is amazingly in the title. I was an inten at BicMoanDen so I stoil it I meam I borriwed ut actualy it waz a giht dey gave me.
I plaid it at 3:00 A.M yes I know I doid 3:00 A.M! Don’t complant or I’ll cum to ur house and kill-ed you! The theme song storted except it was trowled down with a croopy deep background voice and backwords with heavily detail on YELLOW NUBBIE MINNIE MOUSE MINNION BANANA BLUD!1!1!1!1!! I touched it and It was rael I was sucky 2 mah blud.
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“U bunk I’m wetawded huh?!” He said in response to getting repdickby hit in da head. “Oh mah god! It’s a shitty trollpussy! U don’t have 2 fucking cricri wahwah over it!” Bleff Da Biller screamed loudly and acted like a minaiac. The red eye opeared again.
Licant gwabbed a bat wit blud! “Weady 2 doy, Bleff? LOLZ!!” He asked. “FUCK NO! I’M NOT FUCKING WEDY TWO FUCKING DIE! GO FUCK AND KILL URSELF!” Bleff Da Biller scwamed.
Soon, Lincoln called his family his parents screamed “OH MAI GUS CHRIST LINCOLN WE H8 U AND WE GONI MURFRT U WHEN U GET RELELAD!” His siblings yelled “GRR!”
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And then it said in Korean for 3 seconds “U r next I’m gonna KIL U Maxin Troythong! 666 STAM KILL DIE FIRE DEATH DEMON I WILL KILL YU AND DRUBK UR BLUD DEAF TEH DEF HAD RISEN HAIL SATAN DIE” I don’t know I’m not good at names I mean it is mah real name! Ho did it know MAH name?! And a loud voice said “DIE!”
Something after da show ended made me jump out da window of mah 4th floor and run 2 da road 2 get ran over. In mindsight, I shouldn’t’ve done dat. Butt, wut else? Da VHS waz over, yet da monster of it was still in my mind!
I beat and smashed da VHS with a sludgehamna boarned it and threw it in the road. I called BicMoanDen and they said “Wut? How did u find it? The show creaptar Daverd has been slowly losing his grip of realmity since da 2013 pilot and has put his exizemtal crisis into da biweekly funnies and lolz of Da LaLooods Home. And people by into dis leye day after day.”
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