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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless. Don't take it seriously, fellas.}}
Listen: I know what
thinking that the Internet is a rather splendorous place. Full of cat videos,
people who rant and ramble on about their opinions and personal interests, and
funny little pictures that we like to refer to as memes. Oh, hey,
on a unicycle riding in and saying
from the 1990s, and
recent picture, of Shrek fading off into disintegrating polygons, with a caption
of
given the sense of empowerment that Internet anonymity provides you with, but
let me tell you--
Much, much more.
day meme: what goes around comes around. This might seem like an unconvincing threat
from a spurned victim, but it really is much more than that.
so, in actuality. Take it as an old
Consider this: damning someone is a potentially serious act.
When you damn someone, you are sending them straight to hell--assuming that
your act of damning is actually a potent one. (More on that later.) Imagine if what
you said did indeed come true:
untimely demise and eternal torment, now
you ''really'' want to be responsible for?
No: of course not. Unless
But
Now, listen here. I had a friend who was a pretty good guy.
I dug his shoes, too. We used to hang out all the time. But one day, I said something,
and I am presently being held accountable for it. If I could take it all back,
I would. But
on. Maybe every time that you say it and mean it—because what really pollutes
is what comes from the mouth, as it extends directly from the
reflection of your very own corruption. And perhaps, even if you catch it in time
and
inside of you. Whether it had spread to others would therefore be an entirely
different matter.
Now,
important in ways other than the act of saying. Consider typing, or sending a
stream of visual data onward from one website to another, having the same, or
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all else… damning. In an exponential fashion.
consciousness.
and internal locus of control are--to a significant degree--shams. This means
that what is inside is already outside, and what is external is already inner.
Given that thoughts arise from external stimuli without intrinsic intent, this
makes
Like it or not, even if your intention does not always come true,
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