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I instantly went into a panic, sweating and screaming for help. The horrifying nature of the issue was unbelievable. I turned the TV off. I turned it on again. NO SIGNAL. On, off, on, off, on, off, OH GOD! I immediately decided to fuck my anime body pillow to get my mind off of the terribleness. As I inserted my penis into the pillow and my semen sprayed out, I heard a groan. I went down, my rolls of fat jiggling over my naked private parts. In my living room was the most terrifying creature of all. It had bloodshot eyes, and jutting fangs extending from it's cracked lips to under it's pointed chin. It's long tongue oozed green puss, emitting a strange, inhuman sound. I immediately laughed and went to bed. The next day everything was pretty much fine, until I inserted the disk into the gamecube again. The game started, and immediately flashed to something disturbing. It was the new challenger screen, except I HAD EVERY CHARACTER. And, in the word CHALLENGER, an l was missing. I screamed for help. The challenger was iGIuL666, who was luigi except he HAD BLOOD RED EYES WHICH OOZED BLOOD. I fought him and I beat him the end.