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I'm the biggest smash mouth fan, I’veI've always listened to it in the car, when I was out-and-about
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I’m the
biggest smash mouth fan, I’ve always listened to it in the car, when I was
out-and-about
 
Just chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.
Just
chilling on the sidewalk, drawing.
 
My personal favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what happened
My personal
favorite was All Star, the sounds made me feel comfortable and safe, after what
happened
 
I don't feel those feelings anymore.
I don’t
feel those feelings anymore.
 
It all started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn't know is that I haven't brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.
It all
started at my brothers house, it was rather boring, so naturally I wanted to
listen to some smash mouth to pass the time. What I didn’t know is that I
haven’t brought my Ipod with me, and it was late at night so, as I thought
going back 30 km to home just to get the damn Ipod would be too much effort.
 
So I sat. And waited.
And waited.
 
That didn't last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.
That didn’t
last long, my lust for Smash Mouth was Impenetrable I could hear my heartbeat
get faster and faster, then suddenly I heard the tv come on.
 
I carefully went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.
I carefully
went into the room, slowly going insane from my need.
 
The tv was playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet melody of my childhood.
The tv was
playing Shrek, I clung to the sofa and was frantically waiting for the sweet
melody of my childhood.
 
At that point I haven’thaven't had ever had been more happy…happy...
At that
point I haven’t had ever had been more happy…
 
The power went out.
went out.
 
The disappointment rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the channel, but alas no Shrek.
The disappointment
rubbed into my face as the power went back on again, I searched for the
channel, but alas no Shrek.
 
Angry at life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: "If I cant do it on tv, I can do it on pc!", windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with glee: "YES FINALY".
Angry at
life I went to my last resort, I grabbed my brothers pc out of desperation
turning it on. The computer was booting up, I though: “If I cant do it on tv, I
can do it on pc!”, windows log-in message proudly appeared, I exclaimed with
glee: “YES FINALY”.
 
I clicked internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,
I clicked
internet explorer as fast as I could, typed YouTube, and saw a smash mouth
video in the recommended, my heart skipped a beat, as I was frozen in fear,
 
The picture of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was swollen and had red eyes, I didn't care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.
The picture
of the video was distorted, but the worst thing was San Hoseys face, it was
swollen and had red eyes, I didn’t care, I just needed my pop of smash mouth.
 
<nowiki>*</nowiki>click*
 
It started normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,
It started
normally, I was finally getting my Smash Mouth, but after a few seconds the
music started to get slower, and slower the more I went into the video,
 
I shriveled with fear, but I couldn't have passed up this opportunity, it would've been too much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: “Who"Who the hell is in here!?"
I shriveled
with fear, but I couldn’t have passed up this opportunity, it would’ve been too
much. I heard sounds in my room, and exclaimed: “Who the hell is in here!?”
 
I turned around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it off, but no alas the pc was frozen,
I turned
around and saw something pass by, shocked I quickly grabbed the lamptop and
went downstairs, the hellish toon still playing, I frantically tried to turn it
off, but no alas the pc was frozen,
 
I started to panic and call up for help, I yelled: "HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL HELL!!", I saw the shadowy figure come t'words me floor creaking under the huge mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety...
I started
to panic and call up for help, I yelled: “HELP PLEASE SOMEBODY IM IN ETERNAL
HELL!!”, I saw the shadowy figure come t’words me floor creaking under the huge
mass, the music got lower, and slower, and slower, until it uproached me, right
in the face, I clenched my eyes and prayed for safety…
 
I slowly opened my eyes.
opened my eyes.
 
There was nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn’tdidn't even want to sleep but the bed pulled me in.
There was
nothing there. I stood up, and went upstairs to bed, didn’t even want to sleep
but the bed pulled me in.
 
In the dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.
In the
dream, I was with Shrek, he was smiling, and we were running in a valley.
 
Suddenly Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:
Suddenly
Shrek stopped smiling the familiar childhood toon got slower, and he sad:
 
"Smoke weed."
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