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After doing so, I realized something about the pokemon universe. It's not escapist fantasy games for children, or a popular franchise for children, and that game isn't fake or a rom hack that some really talented game designer created in his spare time. Pokemon was the very embodiment of the devil, and magikarp is the very gatekeeper of its torture on the human soul due to killing fictional characters that don't factor real life in the slightest. We are all playthings of the pokemon world that we control ourselves and I shall not take part of it because I am a big pokemon fan.
 
Then when I turned around to check on my bed, which was dirty, I saw the most horrifying thing that I could ever see. It was…was.... a magikarp plushie with 666 written on it.
 
I then suicided and died, leaving no evidence for anybody to find.