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I originally posted this on Reddit, but now I figured it was high time to get more eyes to look at this literary masterpiece. Nobody escapes the absorbent wrath of Sponge Bock.
Strap in ladies and gents, for this experience will change the perception of life, the universe, and White Castle bathrooms for the rest of your life.
So one day 10 years ago back in 2007, I was walking around in my neighborhood, minding my own business and egging my neighbors houses. You know, usual
When I got home, without any hesitation, I shoved that tape right in my PS2 and played away. Unfortunately, the asshole who dropped this tape forgot to rewind it, and I got the screamer at the end COMPLETELY spoiled for me. Great. Now I know Regan Macneil is gonna summon the shit gods to completely drain the brown life force out of my anus at the end. Eh, what can you do?
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Anyways, I rewind the tape, and almost immediately, it begins with some demonic chanting while images of every spongebob character flash on the screen and fade out almost like that one creepy ass Assassins Creed 2 commercial. Remember that? Anyway, after that boring ass scene, followed by an ear piercing scream, the show begins with the usual intro.
You know what the weirdest part about that beginning portion of the recording was? That scream
Anyways after the intro, the title card shows up: Patrick
Anyway, after that fucked up scene, Spongebob goes to the Krusty Krab to tell Mr. Krabs that Squidward killed himself. This news devestates Krabs, and the next scene shows him boarding a plane, breaking a window, and then getting sucked out of the plane and falling to his death. It then cuts to his corpse, which bared an unsettling resemblance to some imitation crab meat I had for lunch yesterday. How the fuck did Sponge Bun know I ate that for lunch?! This is getting weird.
Anyway, after Patrick.exe casually murders Sandy and Gary in some weird Sega Genesis world with blood everywhere, it cuts to him and Spongebob standing in
Great, now on top of being traumatized, I got another stupid glitch on my TV. Anyway, that’s my story. Afterwards, Spongebob murdered my Dad and then I got him back by banging his mom. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go hang myself. Oh yeah, and don’t watch the tape or whatever or you’ll get herpes or some shit. Toodles.▼
▲Great, now on top of being traumatized, I got another stupid glitch on my TV. Anyway,
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