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Strap in ladies and gents, for this experience will change the perception of life, the universe, and White Castle bathrooms for the rest of your life.
 
So one day 10 years ago back in 2007, I was walking around in my neighborhood, minding my own business and egging my neighbors houses. You know, usual teenage stuff that every high19 schooleryear my ageold did in 5th grade. But then all of a sudden, I stumbled across this orange VHS tape lying on the asphalt in the middle of the street. My curiosity was piqued, and I picked it up and read the title of the VHS: Spank my Spongy Asscheeks, a Sponge Story. Right off the bat, I had so many questions about what I just stumbled upon. Like for instance, aren’t VHS tapes supposed to be pink??? I decided to put off answering these pressing questions for another time and took the tape with me.
 
When I got home, without any hesitation, I shoved that tape right in my PS2 and played away. Unfortunately, the asshole who dropped this tape forgot to rewind it, and I got the screamer at the end COMPLETELY spoiled for me. Great. Now I know Regan Macneil is gonna summon the shit gods to completely drain the brown life force out of my anus at the end. Eh, what can you do?