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(Created page with "Everyone's got that one movie, right? You know what I mean. That one favorite film you watch every now and then over and over again? That one that never gets old no matter how...")
 
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"But brother, it is so exciting! We live in the SAME HOUSE NOW!" Dru SHRIEKED again, louder than the last time. "I'M SO EXCITED!" Dru yelled as the fucking ground and house began to shake. Books and shit started falling off the shelves.
 
"YOU NEED TO FUCKING CALM DOWN!" Gru SCREAMED at the top of his fucking lungs, which is NOT how you calm someone down.
 
"BUT BROTHER!" yelled Dru.
 
"CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!" Gru yelled so FUCKING loudly that I'm pretty sure there were special effects and shit on his voice.
 
Gru swearing was disturbing. He had a more furious expression than I'd ever seen him animated with before. It wasn't a goofy cartoon-y grimace. It was genuine fucking fury.
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"GAS? ARE YOU FUCKING DISABLED, DUMBASS?" Molten Man SCREAMED at Dru.
 
"Dru! For fuck's sake, gas makes fire STRONGER! Give me ice or some shit you idiot bitch!" Gru yelled.
 
Finally, Dru gave Gru an ice grenade, which Gru threw at Molten Man, freezing him into a big fucking icicle.
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Suddenly, Sonic the fucking Hedgehog appeared out of nowhere, but he looked fuckin' DISGUSTING. He had no gloves, shoes, or socks, his eyes were little sunken black dots, and his nose and mouth looked like that of a fucking gorilla.
 
"OWOOH! OWOOH! OWOOH!" Sonic screeched like a fucking banshee as he.................ok he took a shit on the floor.
 
Well, this was obviously taking a rather nasty dig at SEGA. I kinda thought people were better than this, but I guess not.
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Suddenly, Voldemort himself finally appeared, clapping his hands and cheering. He had one of those big fucking foam hands football fans always wave in the air on.
 
"WOO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOO!" Voldemort fucking SCREAMED at a volume so high it sounded like someone shouting directly into a shitty mic. He kept clapping his hands and congratulating Gru and Dru on killing Harry Potter.
 
Gru sighed, pulled out a fucking chainsaw from who-knows-where, and thrust it directly through Voldemort's face, brutally killing him.
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Anyways, I don't have anything else to tell you at the moment, but I thought people should know this fucking abomination of a film is out there somewhere. If you ever watch it....
 
Don't.
Don't. OW OW OW! I Screamed Like Fucking Banshee.
 
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