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In my state of ill-thinking, I took both hands off the steering wheel, and pinched everywhere I thought was pinchable. What I didn't notice as I was looking down, eyes off the road, was the office building growing ever closer to me. But all too late, I finally looked up, only to see myself in the glass of the building, an awful look of sheer terror on my face, as my life shattered to pieces.

 

 

A local policeman questioned a woman about the events that had just transpired. "No, officer, I have no idea what caused him to do this. He was driving, and after he turned onto a street, I saw him just swerve back out of it a few minutes later, going maybe 80. He even hit three pedestrians who were crossing to go to McDonalds. Then he started leaning to the right, and just - 'BOOM' - crashed into Walmart!"

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