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I booted up Tomodachi Life first. I was quite shocked to find that one of the Miis used was a recreation of famous musical artist Harold Weinstein! There was also a recreation of his classic song, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT5mgY4NODQ "Hello"] <i>[dead link]</i>. It was so satisfying to watch in three whole dimensions. I was pleased greatly, and moved on to the next title, "Be Careful". After one of those weird intro things, it loaded up the title screen used in the Animal Crossing games, with the wooden-looking logo and the panning camera focusing on an animal. Only this time, the title screen read "Strike One"...what? It took me a minute to make the connection to the chart. Did the marvelous vertically-oriented confused man change the game text to freak the son out? And by this logic, is -_-_-_-_ the same guy, and does he work for Nintendo? He DID look familiar...

* <li>'''Asthma''' - Just a Dr. Mario graphics hack. The Jigglypuff-looking thing at the top genuinely appears to have asthma, and breaths heavily during gameplay. Pretty tame compared to everything else though.</li>

* <li>'''Teur''' - Some billiards game. There's ear-piercing screams in the background - so bad I had to unplug the NES audio jack. There's probably more horrific sound, but I couldn't deal with any more.</li>

* <li>'''Beeypolacheof''' - This is level 2 of the somewhat obscure arcade game Circus Charlie. Normally you jump over monkeys on a tightrope, but here there's just...nothing. Just crossing a tightrope, above a pit of lava, for all of eternity.</li>

* <li>'''Sipa''' - This is where the games go from a tad scary to genuinely fucked up. This is a soccer game, where all of the players are headless, using one of their heads as the ball. Blood spews out of the bottom, leaving a trail as the players kick.</li>

* <li>'''Ikea Luig''' - This is the only game in here (not counting the menu) with a title screen; again, explaining it is impossible. You play as Luigi, and fight against a naked, blue-skinned old man. In addition, you'll hear the words "Hi, welcome to Ikea" on loop throughout the entire game as well, getting louder and louder over time.

<p>By this point I noticed a fat man looking outside my window. I don't know how he got up here (I was on the 14th floor), but he had some resemblance to the individual previously located in the shopping mall (in face, not weight). I threw an empty paper bag on his head, causing him to fall, and continued on with the next (and for me, final) game.</p></li>

* <li>'''Bee''' - This is another NES game, Balloon Fight, except you control a bee fighting that old man from Ikea Luig, who is flying by his penis. If you're familiar with Balloon Fight you know what's gonna happen from here. You pop their "balloons" and knock them into the water. When you pop a penis, it starts showing a pixelated video of some form. I could see it was a penis, and that's all I needed to know. I shut my eyes tightly as the clip played, and heard the familiar screech from Teur. I scrambled around my NES, eyes still shut, screams continuing, until I successfully unplugged the power cord.</li></ul>

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