Do NOT use an off-brand weegee board

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I'm writing this as a warning to anybody thinking about using one of these devices to talk to spirits. People think it's a toy but it's serious and using it will have consequences.

Last week I saw an off brand Luigi board at Ollie's bargain outlet at an astonishingly low price of $2.99. As somebody who has always had an interest in the occult, and in bargains, I decided to buy it.

I took the oui-G board home and tried it out. First I asked if there were any spirits present. Immediately the planchet slid over to "yes". Then it began to spell out a lengthy message: "is this an off brand oijie board", to which I verbally replied "yes". The planchet began to furiously move to spell out another message: "what can't you afford the Hasbro one miss me with that poor shit loser". I was too stunned and scared to speak. I didn't expect this much activity. Before I could reply, the planchet slid across the word "goodbye". Then the ghost kicked the oogie board over and now it won't talk to me anymore... :(



Credited to cottonheadedninnymug 

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