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Freshman year I met Mike. He was Indian, chubby, and was usually shy most of the time. Most of my other friends used to make fun of him because his obsession (yes, that's the best way to put it) with Sonic the Hedgehog. Everyday, and no, I'm not exaggerating, he would ask the same question: "''Do you like Sonic?''" As you'd expect, it was annoying, but I had P.E. with him so I was forced to talk with him. I should have just ignored him. I should have made fun of him like the others did. Being the nice guy I'd like to think I am I made friends with him.
I personally hate Sonic, but whenever he'd ask I told him Yeah Mike, I love it!, and others lie to make him stop asking. His favorite game was Sonic Colors. The reason I remember this is because he also told me that every day. After asking the horrific question which is "Do you like Sonic?" he told me he loved Sonic Colors, and then he would tell me how great of a game it was. He was saving up his money for the game "Sonic Unleashed". According to him, it was supposed to be the greatest game ever made, after the original Sonic The Hedgehog. Sonic turns into a werewolf to defeat Dr. Eggman in this game. When I saw the reviews, the first one I saw said "Everyone knows you never go full werehog" along with a rating of 4.5. I shouldn't have lied to him- I told him it looked great and I'd buy it when I saved up for it, too. He smiled and moved his head up and down like he was a..
Like I told you, we shared the same P.E. class. One day, we had to run five laps- four is equivalent to a mile. We were freshman, so this was a lot for us. I got to the third lap and I was suffering. It was at least 95 degrees out, and it was difficult to walk let alone run. But running up behind me I saw Mike, he was running, drenched in sweat, like he was just taking a shower in his clothes. You could smell his filth from far away
A month passed, and Mike never asked me my views toward the blue hedgehog on crack. It was October, and our school was having a costume contest. I was never into dressing up, but Mike apparently was. I was sitting next to the catwalk where the contest was taking place, and a blue figure was walking down it. It was Mike with a blue shirt and pants, his hair spiked up, and his whole body was completely painted blue. He was smiling. As he walked past me he looked at me with green eyes now.
That day I wanted to avoid him- he scared me. I tried to run away but he was
Mike didn't come the next day. I asked him the day after that why he wasn't there and he told me he finally saved enough money to buy the Sonic Unleashed game he always talked about. He was left burrowed up in his home
That night I knew I needed to see his live stream. I didn't have an account so I tried to make one with the username "Ilovesonic" but it was
Nothing unusual happened for the rest of the year. When I got back sophomore year I saw Mike- he looked horrible. He was obviously malnourished, his skin was a light tint of blue. He smiled when he saw me. "I went on a diet over the summer. I'm so skinny, I bet you I can run faster now too. I'm so happy now! Do you like Sonic?" This scared me, and I tried to avoid contact with him. The next day he came up to me and lent me a game- it was Sonic Colors. He told me how great it was, like usual, and that I should play it.
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When I got home I inserted the disk into my Wii. It started up like normal (Or, normal enough, I know nobody actually played that shit). I finally thought it was time to play after the intro, but my character, Sonic, looked at the screen. He told me "I am the based god now!" I jumped back in my chair. "My followers travel around the world asking the simple question- Do you like Sonic?" This scared me, but I chuckled a little. "You fool! You're just another Eggman!" Sonic pointed directly at me. I felt warmth on my chest when he did this. "I am a merciful based god, however, I shall grant you another chance! A redemption, like Red Dead Redemption except in this ending, you won't die! I have to ask you the simple question once again, to prove your loyalty- do you like Sonic?" I looked Sonic straight in his eye and told him "Yes, I do like Sonic!". Sonic was not fooled by my ruse, he yelled at me "You lie, I gave you the chance to gain the Chaos Emerald, but you refused!" After he said that the game shut off.
I no longer go to my school, I live the homeless life
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