Do You Like Sonic?: Difference between revisions

Like I told you, we shared the same P.E. class. One day, we had to run five laps- four is equivalent to a mile. We were freshman, so this was a lot for us. I got to the third lap and I was suffering. It was at least 95 degrees out, and it was difficult to walk let alone run. But running up behind me I saw Mike, he was running, drenched in sweat, like he was just taking a shower in his clothes. You could smell his filth from far away like… a hedgehog. I looked at him, asked him "Lap?" and he put up five fingers to me to show he was on his fifth lap. I was worried, he was so unfit. I looked at him as he passed me "Hey Mike, how about you take a break? You look pretty tired." He looked at me with his dark, blue eyes and said to me while he was out of breath "I gotta go faster, I gotta go faster". He said this a few more times as he passed me. One day I screwed with him and dropped a package of yellow rings, one at a time, that I bought at an arts and crafts store. Every time he saw a ring he would make an annoying "Cling" noise. It was pretty hilarious.

 

 

That day I wanted to avoid him- he scared me. I tried to run away but he was too… fast. I felt him tap my shoulder and I shuddered. "Guess who I am? Just Guess!" he said to me in a voice which was not his own. I told him "I don't know, um…, Tails?" Mike's happy face turned into an angry one. He spoke with a voice that resembled Satan's. "Tails is yellow you motherf***ing son of a.." "What?" I asked him to stop him from cursing me out. He smiled and said "Noooooooooooooooooooooo I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, you know from Sonic Colors, one of the greatest games ever created!" I smiled a fake smile "Just kidding bro, I know who you are. You did a good job!" "Damn right!" he whispered again in that Satanic voice. I told him I had to leave, and that I would see him at P.E. tomorrow. Later that day, I saw him again. There was someone dressed up as Amy and he was right behind her. She turned around in shock, he was breathing heavily down her back. Mike looked her in the eyes and asked her "Do you like Sonic?". The Amy look-alike made a disgusted face and ran away. He yelled at her as she ran away "Give me your Chaos Emerald!". She didn't give him her Chaos emerald...

 

I no longer go to my school, I live the homeless life like… a hedgehog. My friends told me that Mike left the school, I presume he is going to spread his religion elsewhere. Good for him. I am forced to run from Sonic, he chases me, I see him everywhere. Whenever I see him I run, while I keep telling myself ''gotta go faster, faster, faster…''

[[Category:Sonic]]

[[Category:Well, that was pointless.]]

[[Category:DIALOGUE!]]

[[Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck]]

{{Comments}}