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I sat there, staring wide-eyed in utter shock. Ben slammed down the phone. What kind of sick, twisted joke was this? What insanity had I provoked? I threw my phone across the room, I could not stand to see Ben’s face. I was filled with horror, rage and confusion; why did I feel this way over a randomised response? I decided to pick up my phone to make sure I hadn’t damaged it, but when I looked at the screen, Ben had vanished. In my confusion, I stumbled and turned... and then Ben popped out!
Ben proceeded to kill me 34,879,163.8364736 times, then banished me to the hottest hole of hell. He kicked me, he flicked me, he stabbed me in the ass! Not only was I smacked, but killed too! Ben then made me eat tofu, which I enjoyed as Ben was always known for making good tofu... but then the tofu made me die! My ass was truly shitted, beyond the stains of the skidmark of the toilet bowl. Ben then killed me another 436,848.39201 times before I died and went to heaven, but then I fell down from heaven and broke my leg. The ground suddenly began to swallow me up like a hungry fat guy at a McDonalds McNuggetburger place. This swallowing caused me to die slowly before I died once more and went to Super Hell. In Super Hell I suffered great death, death of which was plentiful and excruciating. This death caused me to die before I was killed to death by the death-bringer of great kill, Ben himself. “Why are you doing this to me?!” I screamed in horror. “''
I then suffered death, death in which I was killed like a dead guy getting killed to death by a killer of death who kills a guy dead. I had a death so deadly, that I died, and then un-died before proceeding to die again. After dying, I was thrown into the burning fires of Heck to forever be broiled and watch as Ben murdered everyone I held close to me, until, all of a sudden, I died. This is my warning to you. Do not underestimate such a simple mobile app, or else you may suffer the same fate which I did.
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