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Latest revision as of 19:54, 19 October 2022

My dog started talking to me, but my dog died three years ago, and I never even had a dog to begin with!

Okay, so there I am chilling out in my house, when all of a sudden, my dog shows up, and he's all like, "Hey dude, long time no see. I have an exciting business opportunity for you."

And then I'm like, "Yo, that sounds like multi-level marketing. Or I guess since you're a dog, it would be multi-level barketing, or MLB for short."

And then my dog said, "Nah, that's major league baseball."

Anyway, I'm kind of spooked now.


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