Donkey Kong Country: Game Over: Difference between revisions

It was 2/1/21, at 9:10:21 AM. I was walking down the side walk when I came across a garage sale, It was sus (like the game amoeg is 😂) and delapitateddilapidated, they were selling old junk like computers and toys. Something that peaked my interest though, was a Super Nintendo cartridge with the words "DONKEY KONG COUNTRY 4" poorly written on it in black Sharpie. And what was also intriguing was the fact that it was only selling for 1 cent. Being the curious guy I am, I took the game off the creepy old man's hands and brought it home.

Once I got home, I just tossed the cartridge onto the coffee table and forgot about it for the rest of the day. Eventually It was 9:00 PM so I went to bed. While I was asleep, I had a dream about Elon Musk riding a giant anus and telling me to not play the monkey cart because it's cursed but I said "shut up u not my mom", and I was woken up by my alarm clock. I ran downstairs like a kid on Christmas morning only to remember that I have work today. So I slowly waddled to my computer as my grease-filled fat rolls bounced and jiggled with every thunderous step I made, and, eventually I got to my computer and sat in my "work" chair and logged onto the discord server I moderate to say hello to my precious kitten but she had a DISTURBING confession to make. The second I began my daily discord call with her she said at the top of her lungs "I THINK THE AGE OF CONSENT SHOULD BE 18 YEARS OLD" and thoseit was so god damn loud and vile disgustingthat wordsit gave me a heart attack (trust me it's not because of my diet of Burger King and Doritos). I had to go to the ER and eventually I ended up fine.

After some more platforming I jumped on a Kremling like always but instead of cartoonishly falling offscreen it let out a blood curdling scream and fell over with it's skull cracked and brains and hyper realistic blood spilling out. As I walked away in-game I could hear Donkey Kong and Dixie letting out an evil, Demonic laugh as if they felt pleasure from the brutal death of the poor Kremling... After reaching the end of the level, I saw on the simplistic world map that the next level was a large rusty shack with skulls surrounding it. The level itself appeared to be a freaking (my mom doesn't let me swear) BDSM dungeon and I saw Funky Kong anally fucking Diddy in a black latex suit and Candy whipping Bluster Kong on the ass. Donkey Kong suddenly stopped in theirhis tracks out my control and said "What the fuck is going on." Then he placed 210 C4s and blew the place up (thank god). Then the next level was an Applebee's location where there was a boss fight with famous Donkey Kong villain King K. Rool except he was grotesquely large with fat rolls and appeared to be high on cocaine. I found this disturbing as this was out of character for an E-rated franchise. Donkey Kong pulled out an AK-47 again and shot him in the balls. K. Rool let out a blood-curdling scream of pain and to say the least, I was creeped out. Then he does a victory pose similar to the one he does in the first Donkey Kong Country game and the game ended with a png of buff Donkey Kong in a spado with the text "Thanks for Playing, Retard" in comic sans.