Donkey Kong Country: Game Over: Difference between revisions

If your childhood was anything like mine, you may have known of a certain character named Donkey Kong. Growing up, I LOVED the Donkey Kong Country games and Nintendo as a whole. But all this time, I had never known about a disturbing cancelled fourth entry…entry...

After some more platforming I jumped on a Kremling like always but instead of cartoonishly falling offscreen it let out a blood curdling scream and fell over with it's skull cracked and brains and hyper realistic blood spilling out. As I walked away in-game I could hear Donkey Kong and Dixie letting out an evil, Demonic laugh as if they felt pleasure from the brutal death of the poor Kremling…Kremling... After reaching the end of the level, I saw on the simplistic world map that the next level was a large rusty shack with skulls surrounding it. The level itself appeared to be a freaking (my mom doesn't let me swear) BDSM dungeon and I saw Funky Kong anally fucking Diddy in a black latex suit and Candy whipping Bluster Kong on the ass. Donkey Kong suddenly stopped in their tracks out my control and said "What the fuck is going on." Then he placed 210 C4s and blew the place up (thank god). Then the next level was an Applebee's location where there was a boss fight with famous Donkey Kong villain King K. Rool except he was grotesquely large with fat rolls and appeared to be high on cocaine. I found this disturbing as this was out of character for an E-rated franchise. Donkey Kong pulled out an AK-47 again and shot him in the balls. K. Rool let out a blood-curdling scream of pain and to say the least, I was creeped out. Then he does a victory pose similar to the one he does in the first Donkey Kong Country game and the game ended with a png of buff Donkey Kong in a spado with the text "Thanks for Playing, Retard" in comic sans.