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[[File:DaBabyE1M1.png|thumb|Screenshot I took of DaBaby in game to show you that this is a true story.]]

 

 

Doomguy was standing in the middle of the room, and an Imp was sucking on his penis. I screamed at the top of my lungs and my neighbor told me to “Shut the fuck up” because it was 3 AM. I couldn’t believe what I saw with my two eyes. I grabbed my monitor and slammed it into the ground, causing glass to shatter everywhere. I rang a bell by my door and waited for my butler to arrive. When he did I asked him to get me another monitor. “Why of course, sir.”, my butler replied. After he had brought in my new $1,000 computer monitor, I reclined back in my $400 PewDiePie gaming chair and said to myself “What kind of person would make a mod like that?”. I signed back into my computer and was greeted with the title screen once again. The typo was still there. I started a new game, as my last one hadn't been saved. However, when I got loaded into the game, it crashed unexpectedly, sending me back to my desktop. I was confused at first, but then relieved that I didn’t have to play that nightmare of a game anymore. I went to bed that night, but while I was asleep I had a horrible nightmare.

[[File:Doomsucc.png|thumb|Doomguy getting his ding dong sucked by an Imp!]]

I was in the E1M1 map from the hit video game Doom. I thought this was cool at first, but then I looked down. I saw an Imp sucking on my ding dong! I screamed and pushed the Imp away, running down the hallway and through different high tech doors. I was about to open the exit doors, when all of a sudden, I felt a hand on the back of my shoulder. I turned around and saw John Carmack. He said “This game old. Buy Oculus Rift now.” “But didn’t you make this game?,” I asked him. He pulled out a BFG. “Did I stutter?,” He asked me. I then woke up in a cold sweat. Realizing what I had to do, I got my 300 pound body out of my bed and went back onto my computer, logging into Amazon and buying an Oculus Rift. After waiting for a dreadful 2 days, I finally received the package in the mail. Ripping open the box, I took out the headset, then plugged it into my computer and turned it on. When the headset came on it was like I was really there. However, I realized in true shock there was only one game I could play, and it was “Dooom 666 curse of BLOOD”!

 

 

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