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{{Note credit|This is a fictional joke story written by DaveTheUseless. Don't take it seriously, fellas.}}
Hello, my name is John Bobbit Jr. and I am a sinner and this is my story. Some years ago my father had his wang chopped off by my crazy mother, when I was just a child and I had to go live at the zoo for several weeks. The reason why is because my aunt and uncle live there and work as custodial workers. It
I was at the Cincinnati Zoo library looking over the rentable VHS tapes. Fivel Goes West. The Secret of Nimh III: Ms. Frisbee Catches a Frisby. Air Bud 30: All Dogs Play Professional Poker Up in Heaven. But there was this one VHS tape that stood out above all the rest. Dr.
So, I stuck the VHS into the player and pressed play on the remote, but it
Well, fuck me. It was a cartoon of Davy Crockett, and he was wrestling a bear wearing
Dr.
Dr. Rabbit appeared healthy and O.K. in the next panel. And next planet. He was on Mars now.
Dr. Rabbit had stolen my remote!?
Now, listen, not existing is very painful, and I
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