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it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes.
"you should be careful John Bank" said Mysterious Spy.
"who there?
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a
briefcase
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John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the
trick
"if that
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by."
"WHat? where is, I demanding?"
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trick me using just that question!"
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"well if
the ninja for a backflip
There
down
"we have to find the bromb!" John told a downtown woman as he ran
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detonate all of the people!"
"No! How many people die from radius?"
"
"why not?"
"because," president John McCain told him on his radio, "
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!"
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate
"I am president of Tranlvania" said the government
"msr. president if you
off"
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl"
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"Great reliefs" John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows.
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation"
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room
where he could review his case files.
"You followed me to mission?"
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your
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CHAPTER THREE
missionmen.
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a
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terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the
mission skim antics."
Barry Talvers who is John
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of
Transylvania is Dracula!"
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stop Drackula."
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?"
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you
you were magic."
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible"
"
arcives where he finding a tim machine.
Barry was shorked "is that a"
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used up."
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?"
"right so
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal
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CHAPTER FIVE
"excuse me!" John told a man but he guy was shock of John
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden.
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"GOUCH" But the man attacksed him with right away
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip.
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar
which broke all the ale
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