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Lots of time later, John Bank was not on the streets of hong kong
because he was hasted onto the downtown of Translovania.
"This city is less advanced”advanced" John noticed. "There are only phone booths
without internet”internet" John noticed.
just then John noticed that the bomb was in another place he tracked
it using watch tracking of bombs using its termabytes.
"you should be careful John Bank”Bank" said Mysterious Spy.
"who there? don’tdon't waste time”time"
Mysterious Spy pulled out a gun and it was disguised exactly like a
briefcase
"oh Sjoot”Sjoot" John Bank recognized the briefcase "if my calculation is
wrong that is not a briefcase”briefcase"
"Well dome”dome" Mysterious Spy said my name "is Renly Craddock and I
am illegal spy for the mystery company”company"
John had not heard of mystery company so he played along with the
trick
"if that i’si's true you’areyou'are very far from headquarters.”"
"Not true, Mr. Bonk foR you see the headquapters is very close by.”"
"WHat? where is, I demanding?”"
Mysterious Spy turned on his suspicious "aga. I understand you tries to
trick me using just that question!”"
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"well if you’reyou're so smart, it’sit's time for a kick start”start" and John Bank kicked
the ninja for a backflip
There wasn’twasn't time to make him land, so John ran before he could fall
down
"we have to find the bromb!”" John told a downtown woman as he ran
across her "checking transmission This is John Bank. where do I find
disarming equipmrent?”"
Transmission said "John Bank you need to get out because the bomb is
detonate all of the people!”"
"No! How many people die from radius?”"
"don’tdon't understand, John.”"
"why not?”"
"because,”" president John McCain told him on his radio, "it’sit's not a
radius. We have to evacuate the whole city from its entire diameter!”"
AUTHORS NOTE IF PRESIDENT IS BARACK OBAMA CHANGE THIS
John hurried to government to warn them to evacuate
"I am president of Tranlvania”Tranlvania" said the government
"msr. president if you don’tdon't evacuate from the doom, the bomb will go
off"
off”
"yes we know Mr. Bank and I have it all under contorl”contorl"
the president of Transylvia reaked over and pressed a button on his
seated chair
Before all of their eyes, a viewing display became visible
"what are we looking at!”"
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the presiment was wearing a blake cloak and when he stood up he was
wearing. "this is a internet video and it as showing realtime of where
the bomb is”is"
"Great reliefs”reliefs" John sighed,,wiping forehead with his eyebrows.
when the president wiped his clock over his shoulders he said "it is all
under control Mr. Bank and thank you for Amernica and Canada’sCanada's
assistanch for the provectoring of our nation”nation"
Something seemed suspicious so John BNak went back to hotel room
where he could review his case files.
I’llI'll come "too”too" said chief Michael.
"You followed me to mission?”"
"This is desperate time, Mr. Agent Bank. I help you with all your
bombs.”"
Meanwhile the president of Transylvania turnsed out to be Dracula.
"How was plan?”"
talking henchman replied "president Drabula there is 300 more bombs
but none of them are in our Transylvania part they are exported to
Romania"
Romania”
"Congratulexcelent.”" Dracula seemed.
"we must carry on the plan of the next phase?”" that henchman spoked
that right away
"I am giving permission for the execution”execution"
Gulped "Yes, President Drasula.”"
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CHAPTER TWO
John Bank opened his briefcase and found evidence and it was
evidence proving that he was a traitor
John said "I have to kill you because you traitor!”"
So he took out his gun and shot the chief .
This is a sorry bad thing he thourght but he realimesd there was
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CHAPTER THREE
when’dwhen'd John return from mission?He was gleeted by a hudred
missionmen.
president of the mission told him "John you haves the making of a
great battleship.”"
"Thanks, gentleman but I coulve not do it without a support”support"
Just uddenly there was a greatantic explosioner
"OH NO”NO"
"look out”out"
"be safe quick!”" John said with a catastrophe development
the bomb only exploded 13 guys but it was tragic act of
terroristing"This have to be connected to my mission. Pull up the
mission skim antics.”"
Barry Talvers who is John Bank’sBank's partner said "The computer is very
damaged but I have pulled up information that the president of
Transylvania is Dracula!”"
"!!!”" he sod.
"Gentlemen this is meanwhile while Dracula was ”finish"finish his phase he
told henchman
CHAPTER FOUR
that he should complete the phase.
"John Bank must never find our altimate weapno.”"
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CHAPTER FOUR
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Drove int owork in him brand new Cadillac hybrid motorcycle that was
powered by a hovercraft.
"It uses no emissions”emissions" he told the guard who respected his
environment choice.
when he burstad into the briefing room "WHAT IS THE STATUS?”"
"director John Bank you have to listen to me we are in any serious
problem.”"
"have we found bombs?”"
"WE HAVE FOUND 300 BOMBS”BOMBS"
"this is expasperating! Tell me the betails immurderately”immurderately"
"there is no time for chance. you must head directily to Romnania.”"
"GUEs s I have an apoontnemt with danger”danger" John said while he slept
back his hairy. It was time to put a stop to adventure.
"not so fat, Director Johgn Bank.”"
"who dares to ?”" John demanded.
but the answer came from the silent. then he saw that the base was
full of dead people
"how did they die?”"
his partner Barry Talvers was only survivor "sir it appears to be poison
.nd there must be an inside man”man"
"who could it be i already shot the chief?”"
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"I dont kow Mr. Bank but it there is no time to find out..y ou have to
stop Drackula.”"
"okays but how tdo I disarm a 300 bombs at once?”"
Barry nooded and frowned with his entire face "you can’tcan't do it unless
you were magic.”"
"What ares you stopping about? That's is an impossible"
"THAT’STHAT'S IT magic”magic" an secretary brought in. AND John went digging into
arcives where he finding a tim machine.
Barry was shorked "is that a”a"
John said to tell him "yes it is amarican and cansadian secert that here
inside the secret spy service that we have hidden an times machine but
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"Negamive my friend became it is stucks and can only go back to one
time beccase thats where the portal is used ALSU if we use it it will be
used up.”"
"so we can only use it in the greatest emergency?”"
"right so I’llI'll go first”first" and he entered a whirling portal and enteret
whirling into medievel kingdom so he could find the legend of chaos
magic which is only thing that can stop so many bomps. but the portal
closed behing him leaving him standed in a puddle of mug.
"OH no great”great" and his expensive shoes were made as dirty "How am I
to disfeat Flacula if I CAN NOT EVEN STAY MY SHOES CLEAN”CLEAN"
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CHAPTER FIVE
"excuse me!”" John told a man but he guy was shock of John Bank’sBank's
modedn tuxedo which looked wrong for him so John went onmoving
until he came to seeing a breastiful maiden.
"HALLO LADy I am looking for tavern to sleep my weary face”face"
"you muct look for the green man he has the best tavern of this any
city suqare”suqare"
"OK"
"OK”
And so John founds the tavern but inside it was a man who wroe green
"Are you the green man”man"
"Yes so Iam looking for a place to rest”rest" "You can rest here”here"
So John went to a room where he could sleep and plotted out where
he could find the cahos magic and was so nervoused that he in order
to hide the technology of his watch from prying eyeballs.
"It would be dangerecks to show face of vision to see such marvels”marvels"
Just then a fary looked in his window "Who are you staying here?”"
"I am John Bank and I am from America”America"
A”mericaA"merica, where is place sounds unknown like it is a great journey.”"
"It is near here but you have to take a very large boat”boat"
The fair yunderstander him but was puzzle. "I am a fariy who will
answers you two questions BUT you must not lie"
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CHAPTER SIX
Meanwill a thousands years into a future, Jack Denvers who was
Russian friend finds "oh no but where is John Bank?”"
He was tarped under rocks where Daracul laughened. "I livet for over
ten hundred years to build theese bombs and John Bank will never
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Back in 1010 John downloaded from the blown up machine to see if it
had any data that had not been explod. And the answer was combat
"YOU MUST FIGHT THE BAR MAN”MAN"
"Oh cripes”cripes" Jhon gapsed.
The man who had a green came at him and pointed his fists for battel.
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"I have to use my training”training" and John did an uppercut into the green
mans big toe.
"GOUCH”GOUCH" But the man attacksed him with right away
john felt powerful punch into stomach and was forsed to do a backflip.
I’veI've "GOT YOU”YOU" said the bar man and he did a backflip.
John used the backflip to make him to fall over and he fell on bar
which broke all the ale
"OH NO I OUT OF BUSINESS”BUSINESS"
John felt badf and said "I will help you build bugness once againk but I
must find tehr magic for it for save my people of America. WILL YOU
HELP ME”ME"
"It seem I must join forces by the way may name is Nathen Norris"
So they setted out at first light and came wandering apon a robbers.
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