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''Yes, this is inspired by Blood Whistle. Yes, this is a joke.''
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== Note ==
This is a record of the DeviantART journals of some random Japanese guy, named Takashi, who watched a bizarre spinoff of Hetalia featuring the countries' drunk selves, released now in December 2014. He committed suicide after watching five episodes of it.
 
== December 23, 2014 ==
My 1719 year old sister told me about this newly released spinoff made by Hidekaz Himaruya himself named Drunktalia. For some reason, it doesn't have a manga, Hidekaz wrote directly to Studio Deen and Hiroshi Watanabe. It's about the countries' drunk sides, living in other dimension, named "Drunkenland". Well, it's just a comedy anime, so nothing could go wrong, right?
 
== December 25, 2014 ==
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Japan: ...Eeeeeehhhhhhhhh...
 
Remember, this is not the whole thing. I took this part to you at least have a clue of what this abomination of a dialogue is about. After this scene, Japan got sucked through the phone, to his scary drunken self's room, in which was very messy, with posters of hentai, hip-hop artists and Nicki Minaj here and there. Drunk Japan marched his sober self to the city and forced him in a tour. The city itself was very creepy, the sky was a mixture of colors, the drunken people all dressed oddly there, the buildings were overly shiny and sparkly, and the music was gangster rap playing loudly from two giant speakers in which were the size of skyscrapers. All the stuff he pointed out weren't different. A sparkly rainbowy mall having the giant statue of a lolifat man on the roof. A flamboyant movie theater having movie posters of very vulgar-looking films. Yeah, and that's only three of the twenty pieces of nightmare fuel that were pointed out.
 
I'm going to expose this series to you, so you can be warned about this abysmal monstruosity from Hell.
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His sister discovered him lying on the floor, dead. Bleeding, with blood. And with a bottle of sake with knifes glued to it shoved up his ass.
 
''Credit to {{by|HelenaScarlet.''}}
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