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<poem>
'''Hey there, the
And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
WELL I AM GOD.
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
I
But now
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
''Now hold on a minute there,
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And their heads POP OFF
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school?
Challenging me?
Noitce yur gramar feling?
This battle is easy! You
See the background?
By tha ind uf tha day,
MY
You
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch,
I kicked
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.''
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Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
This
People
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
And poke you with a stick!
Like little kids at the beach
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Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.'''
''Bitch, I
My
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day,
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.''
</poem>
WHO WON?
YOU DECIDE!
Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!▼
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{{by|Princess Callie}}
▲Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!
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Latest revision as of 15:55, 3 February 2024
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISSSTOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, Trollpasta Edition.
SONIC.EXE
VERSUS
EVIIIILLLLLLL PAAAATTRRIIIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
BEGIN!
Hey there, the name's EXE
And I got news flash for ya:
YOUR FUTURE IS BLEAK.
You're a mascot?
WELL I AM GOD.
You're old school
I'm the new shit in town!
I'm so cliché I make clichés itch
What do you got?
Hyper realistic?
Good fucking job, I GOT A BIGGER DICK.
I got an assload of fans with dicks up their ass!
You're a try hard
I didn't mean to suck
But now it's time to kick your ass for fun
Like the Jarl of Whiterun!
I'm King of Fails! Got a fail of the month!
You're nothing but a lame cartoon stump!
Now hold on a minute there,
Getting cocky are we?
Bitch, people see me
And their heads POP OFF
And then I pop out on skeletons!
Old school? I'm still KING OF THE BLOCK!
Challenging me?
Noitce yur gramar feling?
You're an 8-bit game with my foot up your ass!
I've got a title that MAKES BABIES LAUGH.
This battle is easy! You ain't got nothin'!
See the background? THAT'S MY FACE.
I'll 2spooky69you to shame!
By tha ind uf tha day, YOU'RE THE ONE GOING DOWN.
I'm suckier than you, I'll always be!
MY RHYME'S ARE HYPER-REALISTIC like THE DICK UP YOUR ASS.
You must've missed it!
Jarl of Whiterun? Bitch, I'm IMPERIAL.
I kicked Ulfric's ass! And next is yours!
Prepare thy buttocks! FOR BEEF STEW.
English, MOTHER FUCKER!
Do YOU EVEN SPEAK IT.
Let me shove some grammar UP YOUR ASS
AND MAKE IT COME OUT YOUR DICK.
This battle's already over! I'VE ALREADY WON.
You're too fuckin' slow! YOU OUGHTA BE DONE.
People don't see you as a threat.
Whenever they see you, A PUPPY DIES,
AND THEN I MAKE PUPPY STEW.
I'm gonna kick your ass,
And poke you with a stick!
Like little kids at the beach
Do with fucking starfish. Try AND MAKE THIS INTERESTING FOR ME
Let me drop you dead slow AND GET A SECOND OPINION.
Bitch, I can't die! It's an accepted rule of the Universe!
My humor's astounding, my rhyme's are great.
Your little black eyes? So second RATE!
I'm still KING HERE, YOU'LL never take over
You've got an army of fanboys?
LIKE THAT HELPS YOUR CAUSE.
I look at Shrek, AND THEN HE BENDS OVER.
When Life gives me lemons,
I MAKE INTERN SOUP.
At the end of the day, you're nothing to me!
So get out the hell out of my wiki
And go on Home before I MAKE YU PHONE.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Who's next? Place your ideas in the comments section!
You are not entitled to view results of this poll.
Credited to Princess Callie
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