EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE: Difference between revisions

So one day I was using my laptop to binge-watch teletubby episodes on dailymotion (youtube but crappier) when I suddenly stumblestumbled upon an episode I hadn't seen before.

It was titled "EPISODE 666 - THE SUICIDE" and the thumbnail was the teletubbies but DEAD and with bloodeyehyper realistic bloodeyes, and as I looked at it I began to hear the screams of MY DEAD GRANDMA.

"That is very suspicion." I saysaid to myself. "But maybe I just need glasses."

So, I clickclicked on the video and then a DEMON popspopped out of the screen and tellstold me that I will die and go to hell if I watch it.

The episode starts out with the normalfour teletubbies  - Tinky winky, Dipsy, Laa-laa and Po dancing around a pentagram with whats-his-name hoover robot thing in the middle burning and stuff. But then out of the corner of my eye I see saw a fifth tellytubby called SAT TAN walk onscreen.

"Oh wow he looks cool," I thinkthought, but then SAT TAN turns turned around and I see saw his face iswas MY DEAD ROOMMATE with hyper realistic eyebrows that spellspelled out "YOUR NEXT".

I screamscreamed and throwthrew the remote at the TV, smashing it.

My dad pokes poked his head around my bedroom door.

My dad's face contortscontorted, and when it iswas finished he looked like SATAN, but... (here's the hyper realistic scary part) satan was ME and I was SKELETON with BLOODY BLOOD EYES but with NO EYES and I was DEAD and I was YOU.

"You shouldn't have done that, CHAAAAAAAAAAAD!" Dead no eye blood eye skeleton satan meyou screamsme screamed, and I shartsharted myself so hard I diedied of exhaustion and ragdollragdolled onto the floor, managing to write this entry in my own blood.

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