EVIL PATRIXXX JOINED ISIS: Difference between revisions

So basically the other day when I was eating at starbucks the Us military decided to check on Isis the other day when they found something strange in the sand. It appeared to be a pink man in a strange star shape. Because i was at the Us military bases at that time because I was at a school trip I knew who it must have been

 

 

"Okay honey" Obama said and went home, leaving the computer open for me to use. I went over to the computer and looked at the screen where there was Cctv looking at Isis bases and at one of them in a big pool of water was EVIL PATRIXXX. All of a sudden there was a loud sound that went a bit like "arrrrg" and all of a sudden EVIL PATRIXXX appeared infront of me all of a sudden but he was still on the computer screen, not there in real life.

I knew I was done for if I didnt move so I jumped out of the way before a missile flew out of the disk drive and blew up a door. "oh shit" I whispered to my self but the guard heard it and shouted "Who whispered 'oh shit'?" I said it was me and EVIL PATRIXXX will kill you if you don't move but he didn't move instead he shot me and EVIL PATRIXXX shot another missile and blew him up. "noo" I shouted so the guard got up and said "I'm sorry for shooting you" and I said "its ok" and then he died.

 

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