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Along side the squirrel, police have found a letter which was written on the back of a floating shopping list in a black sharpie marker, and a hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive, faintly illuminated under the baby's blanket. The zookeeper who was locked in the closet during the time claimed she smelled the lingering odor of wet fur and found grits on the baby's crib. But who was it from? Animal control were able to decipher the writing on the floating shopping list and here's what it said:
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EVIL PATRIXXX,
If you are reading this, know that no matter how many innocent victims you claim or how much innocent blood you shed, I'm still coming for you in the end. All of the men and women you so viciously slaughtered and disemboweled, I beat you to it. I killed them not because I hate them, I imagined those victims were you as I took their lives. It was the mere vision of you that made me kill them. I never did like you, you pin-headed, grinning, tubby, pink-skinned son of a bitch.
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Under the hydro-dynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive, one of the officers found an animated gif of a hyper-realistic squirrel doing karate moves. EVIL SANDAYYY's picture. Below is her face captured on the screen below:
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