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Line 1: I'M GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY... SO ARE YOU READY KIDS? 3, 2, 1, GO! SO ONE DAY, I WAS AN INTERN FOR CARTOON NETWORK IN 2008, BECAUSE ~~THAT’S~~THAT'S TOTALLY OG. I ALSO CREATED SCRIPTS FOR ED EDD N' EDDY, WHICH IS WHY WE HAVE EPISODES LIKE ~~“SMILE~~"SMILE FOR THE ~~ED”~~ED" AND ~~“IF~~"IF IT SMELLS LIKE AN ~~ED”~~ED". BUT ONE EPISODE WAS SO EXPECTEDLEDDLEY UBER REALISTIC, INSANE, AND SEXY, THAT I THINK IT'S THE REASON THEY CANCELED THE SHOW. SO LET'S GO TO 2/24/2008. I WAS ROLLING DOWN THE STREET, AND ROLLING TO THE BEAT, WHEN I SAW A RAINBOW VHS CALLED ~~“LOST~~"LOST ED EDD EDDY EPISODE: DO NOT WATCH OR ELSE YOU WILL DIE TO THE HANDS OF... UHHHHH... ANDREW SKINNER, I GUESS..?”" SO I DID THE MOST HUGE MISTAKE EVER THOUGHT BY MAN. I PICKED IT UP, RAN TO CN STUDIOS NARUTO STYLE, AND DECIDED TO ROUND UP OTHER INTERNS TO WATCH IT WITH ME. I SHOVED THE TAPE INTO THE LASERDISC PLAYER, (BECAUSE LOGIC IS DIGGITY DARN OVERRATED, OK BUDDY CHUM BUCKET PAL?) AND IT PLAYED FOR SOME UNGODLY REASON. ~~LET’S~~LET'S GET IN THE MAIN BACON CHEESEBURGER MEAT OF THE STORY, SHALL WE? SO THE SHOW STARTED LIKE IT WOULD, BUT IN THE INTRO, THERE WAS UBER HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD, SNOT, PISS AND DIARRHEA EVERYWHERE, BECAUSE ~~THAT’S~~THAT'S FUNNY AND ORIGINAL... RIGHT? ALSO DOUBLE D (EDD) WAS OBSESSING OVER MY LITTLE PONY, AND EDDY WAS DRINKING DOUBLE ~~D’S~~D'S TEARS, (BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON DOUBLE D WAS CRYING). ED WAS DOING THE MACARENA. I WAS SO SPOOKED BY THE BLOOD BECAUSE ~~I’M~~I'M A PUSSY CAT. THEN THE EPISODE STARTED, AND IT WAS SPOOKIER THAN SKWODWARE COMMITS NOT ALIVE ANYMORE! SO THE EPISODE STARTED WITH ALL THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS (INCLUDING MR. KRABS) RUNNING AROUND LIKE DORKS. BUT ED WAS MISSING FOR SOME REASON. HMMMMMMMMMMMMM... ODD. THEN SATAN FOR NO REASON APPEARED AND CAST HIS SATANIC SPELLS ON EVERYBODY BUT ED, MAKING THEM SATAN FANATICS. THEY STORMED ED'S HOUSE, AND TOOK HIM TO A SATANIC RITUAL ROOM THAT APPEARS WITHOUT ANY CONTEXT OR HAD ANY IMPLICATION THAT IT EXISTS. THEN THEY BURNED ED TO DEATH IN A SUPER DUPER ULTRA SUPREMELY HYPER REALISTIC WAY. THEN SOME HOW, SOME WAY, MRS. FRIZZLE CRASHES HER BUS INTO THE CULDESAC, BLOWING IT UP, AND KILLING EVERYONE (NOT INCLUDING THE FRIZ WIZ AND THE BUS). THEN IT CUT TO A MOTHER FREAKIN BULBASAUR (MY FAVORITE POKEMON) COMING INTO THE ED EDD EDDY WORLD FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO ADD SHOCK VALUE (AND CLICHÉS EVEN THOUGH THAT PROBABLY ISN'T A FUNNYPASTA CLICHÉ). THEN HE SAID "YOU MUDDA FRIGGIN JERK! YOU RUINED MY WEED STASH THAT I LEFT HERE FOR OVER 9000 FRGIGIN YEARS, DAWG! YOU COULD HAVE RUINED MY LIFE, HOMIE! YOU TAKE AWAY MY BACKUP SUPPLY OF THE WEED THAT I SMOKE EVERYDAY, (CAUSE I RAN OUT FAM), YOU PAY, BRUDDAH! GO STUPID AAAAAAAH GO STUPID AAAAAAAAH GO CRAZY. GO STUPID AAAAAAAH GO CRAZY YEAH! GO STUPID UH! THEN THE EPISODE ENDED, FOLLOWED UP BY A CARD SAYING "PART TWO: "THE SOUPER BIG AND CLIMACTIC BATTLE IN ALL CAPS".