Ed is Dead: Difference between revisions

“I don’t have time for one of your scams! I have very important research to do!” Double D says, crushing Eddy’s foot in the door. Eddy lets out a scream as his foot is flattened in cartoonish fashion.

“It’s Ed!” Suddenly the door creaks open again. Double D stares out at Eddy, a vague look of horror on his face.

“What about Ed?” Double D inquired.

In the flashback we see Ed and Eddy behind what appears to be a ramshackle little counter, selling what they claim to be lemonade. It looks like lemonade, has ice, even a lemon wedge in it, but it’s not lemonade. It’s a hot summer day in the cul-de-sac, and the kids are thirsty. Sarah and Jimmy are first in line, and they cough up fifty cents for the glass of lemonade. They look at Eddy suspiciously, having been swindled before, but they take the increased size of the glass to mean that perhaps the boys had changed. Nazz and Kevin buy some, as does Rolf and Johny, though Johny buys two, one for him and one for Plank. Having swindled everybody else, he begins to sneak away with his ill gotten gains.

“After Kevin stole my hard earned cash, I went to find Ed so we could set up another scam,” Eddy said, his eyes beginning to tear up.

The flashback begins with Ed screaming at Sarah not to tell mom. Suddenly Sarah begins to growl, his constant pleading annoying her. She turns and starts hitting him. The crazy strength in Ed’s family makes every blow worse.

“Ow!”, “Ow!”, “BUTTERED TOAST!” Ed said as he was being beaten by a merciless Sarah. She punched him in the face so hard that his face, in cartoonish style, caved in, and then Ed went limp. It was at this point that we see Eddy come into the scene. Sarah is shaking Ed, trying to wake him up, but the huge urine spot on his pants shows that he has lost control of his bladder. She checks his pulse, and there is none. She starts to shudder and cry, having really loved her idiot brother. Suddenly his eyes snap open. Sarah lets out a sigh of relief. The animation starts to change, becoming realistic. The lines stop shaking, the artwork becomes more detailed.

“What is it?” Eddy asked.

“I’m not sure if anywhere is safe.” Double D and Eddy turned towards the door and opened it. They were forced to back away in sheer terror. Standing before them was Ed, his face dripping with blood. Next to him was Sarah, her ribs literally showing, and one arm completely missing. Every person in the Cul-de-sac stood there, moaning.

“Cash!” moaned Eddy, “Shower!” moaned Double D, and “Chickens!” moaned Ed. The scene panned out, and as it did something strange happened. There was a dome around the area where the show was shot, like glass, but this dome and everything that it contained floated in pitch darkness. Surrounding it were the three Kanker sisters.

Just as the credits were about to roll, the Kankers turned towards the audience.

“You’re dead too!” After this the screen flashed with a picture of a human face, deteriorated by post mortem decay. When I looked closely at this image I could see that it was my own face shown in the picture. I tried to show this video to a friend of mine, and he insisted that he saw his own face too. But there was something else odd about it. Under the face was my birth date and my death date. The death date read December 21, 2012. My friend’s death date when he watched it was the same, but it showed his birthdate instead. In fact, that repeats for just about every person I’ve ever shown the end part to.

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